White People Got Obama Twisted
Now if you niggas aint notice, we got a Nigga runnin for that Whitehouse and of course the media playin him crooked. I keeps up with my politics cause I wanna see how my money is bout to be, and see if a Nigga really need to start puttin it back under the mattress ya dig? But in watchin all this bullshit on TV when the Nigga was runnin against that Skeletor lookin bitch Hilary - you can see all the racism playin out.
They played the Nigga cause he went to a Black Church where the pastor talkin wreckless bout them powder faced guvment niggas that took the towers down. Yes Nigga, Bush took down the towers. But since the pastor sayin some wreckless shit about white folks, the news got a dick up they ass bout it and tried to crucify the Nigga all over the media for months. And any Nigga that grew up and been to a church, know that this shit go down on the regular. Shit, my old pastor back in Cleveland used to march with Farakhan.
But on the flip side of all this, you know these powder faces get together for their dinner parties eatin bologna h’orderves with extra mayo - talking about the Nigga they saw today wearin his Indians hat crooked with some crispy Tims on standing on the corner. No one talks about that in the news, it’s only when the Nigga says something that they pounce on it. We all know this tho, and it’s nothing new.
What really pissed a Nigga off is that picture on the cover of the New Yorker that’s gotten weeks of coverage showin Michelle rockin the Black Panther gear strapped with an AK47, Obama in some Dashiki lookin shit, they’re doing the “Fist Pound” as whitey calls it. An American flag burns in the fireplace of the Oval office under a picture of Osama Bin Laden. Shit pissed a Nigga off to no end seein that shit. And the worst part of all this is that “Fist Pound” whitey just figured out about. Its called DAP my Nigga, don’t call it no fist pound. They makin it seem like its some kinda secret handshake amongst us that says “Kill Whitey” or some bullshit like that.
America aint ready for a black president foreal. I know the Nigga mixed - like me - but he does what I do when I’m in a Job Interview or in a meeting, talks white so whitey understands. Bet you money that Nigga gets in that white house, has all his niggas over for a BBQ crankin some Twista or some shit. His speech gonna say “You pasty faced mother fuckers denied us 40 acres and a mule for years… but now we got 50 states and ALL the white people in it, say something bitches.”
Back to this media shit: Everytime they had Obama on TV they had some Uppity Negro in a bow-tie wearin some pants 8 sizes too small with that nasal ass oreo voice to translate what Obama really is saying. I mean they honestly think that whitey cannot understand this motherfucker when he usin them 50 cent words that even I don’t fuckin understand. They askin shit like, “So Clarence, what does this fist pound signify?” Where Clarence responds with, “Well Veronica, the fist pound has been used by them for years to show their hate for the white man.” Nigga what? Why you on here talkin to this bitch in the first place, keep that shit all the way 100 and tell the bitch its called “Dap” and keep it movin pimpin. I got half a mind to get on one of those shows and just keep it all the way real with America. Lettin em know that this Nigga means business and he bout to use that “Nigga-Magic” - we’ve had to steal your snow bunny daughters for years - to steal this Whitehouse, paint it black, and send y’all back to Ireland.
I guess what I’m getting at here is Vote. Vote for this Nigga regardless of if you think he fake or not. We need another black president - remember Clinton? Niggas were makin mad guap when that Nigga was in charge - lets just get him in charge and go from there. Cant be worse than havin that old ass hateful ass Nigga McCain in power. Ol boy cant even remember how to tie his shoes every mornin. So get up, get out and get this Nigga in there.
Yup.
Yeah, I see you one a them niggas beefin about the New Yorker cover cuz the media hyped it and *told* you that you supposed to be pissed about it. . . Funny, tho, a nigga wouldn’t even known about the magazine cover without the media spinning it and you buying into it. . . The actual readers of the New Yorker, I’m sure, got what the cover was actually about ;~>
Those that didn’t get it to begin with probably wouldn’t get it if the actual meaning of the cover was explained to them–so I guess I won’t try here. But, yeah. . . while we’re on the subject of white folks talkin Reckless about Barack, did you see that one bitch who asked on the air, is it dap, or “a terrorist fist jab?”
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Banks -
Nah it’s not anything like that. Contrary to the vernacular used in the composition of this speech, I’m actually fairly educated. I’ve actually read the article… I know that it had nothing to do with the cover, it was more or less a joke about what people are SAYING about them not THINKING about them.
The real reason for this is the amount of negative coverage on Barack in general. Every time you turn on the news you have someone talking shit about the guy because of who he knew, and what he did… all that. I understand its a presidential election, and that’s how it goes. Look at this recent development (not the Ludacris thing, altho that’s hilarious) about them saying “He has no foreign policy experience” or “He’s never been to Iraq.” So what did my man do? He said “Show beats the tell niggas” and rolled out, and toured. They criticized him for that as well; the same people that called him out and pushed him to go, said it was bad. Now tell me that aint some shit.
Of course news stations will spin their own ideals into how they feel about the man, but some do it in a more tactful manner than others. It’s disgusting to see the Media Outlets that are owned by Rupert Murdock attempt to destroy Obama every chance they get.
And don’t get it twisted, I know I pull more for Obama because he speaks more to me than that old fuck McCain… So I will pull harder for him, and retort anything that tries to shit on the hommie. However; some things just shouldn’t be said or done, regardless. You wouldn’t catch me on stage - running for president - talkin shit, comparing someone to a snow bunny that’s famous for nothing, all cause people like him. It’s sad…
Point of this was basically saying: Vote. I’ve worked with MoveOn before. Banged on doors, called people - signed tons of niggas up to vote for the Kerry / Bush election. I’d love to see this guy in charge. Its fucking history man. Now I know some niggas sittin back like “Why the fuck I gotta vote, shit aint gonna count.” Just do it, you never know.
FUCK THAT NIGGA HILLARY CLINTON
I look at it like this right here. This nigga Obama ain’t what he be seemin. Now I ain’t sayin I’m for that white nigga McCain in no way. The thing is I ain’t happy with McCain or Obama. If you want to look at it there are better white mutha fuckas that would do the job better than that old ass McCain, and as for Obama…all I can say is there’s better niggas for the job…not to mention as I said before…Obama in on some shit with all these white dudes.
For some odd reason it’s a trend seeing Niggas bumpin elbows with these white dudes all over. My nigga went to Las Vegas this past weekend, and he ended watchin Ludacris and that bitch ass white mother fucker Bill Gates hangin out sippin on some bubble. If you ask me shit ain’t right…and it worries the fuck out of me.
Yet I could just be paranoid and over thinking…still no matter what I just ain’t liking Obama one bit. As another one of my niggas says, “This shit with Obama ain’t right. White dudes been holdin the brotha back fo’ a minute. Why the fuck white dudes gonna let this nigga get where he is?? What is the plan??”
So that’s all I gotta say about that.
Listen, I know it’s great that we have a black dude running for office, but it’s really not up to us to decide if he wins, it’s up to the electoral college(a bunch of old white niggas who got wild scrilla) scrilla=money
-Joe G
Lol… Electoral college isnt “A buncha old white people with dough” its the amount of votes that each state counts for… And i know what scrilla means nigga, damn.
Aaron -
What’s the problem with a nigga tryin to holla at some White Folks to get what he wants? Ya gotta remember, it aint the 50s no more, hell it aint the fuckin 70s no more. It’s 2008, and it’s bout time that we do us, but do what ya gotta do to survive. I mean its hard to swallow some pride, but shit… Bill Gates? That nigga got money son, and could help him get on real easy. He’s fine, he just has to talk to America… ya can’t come at America with the speech and rhetoric that we use here. Shit won’t fly. Ya gotta do shit, that ya just dont wanna do in order to get by in life.
It’s that thing we all do in Job interviews… you put that “White Speak” on in order to impress the mother fucker, but when you get in you slowly change back. That’s all this nigga doin. He grew up south side Chi Town, single mother in the hood - like most of us did. But have a white mother in the hood, and i know from experience that bein mixed in the hood is never good. Niggas hate you cause you speak different and are lighter, and whitey hates you cause you’re darker than them. I don’t understand what exactly he said that has you not liking him…
Foreal its not like he’s on stage sellin us out to “Masa” and talkin shit bout niggas behind our backs or whatever. So what is it? The fact that he wants to change this nation and has to change his speak in order to talk to different groups? What? Not following. This is the problem with this nation to be honest. People just flat out don’t like someone, and that’s that. I flat out don’t like Republicans, but I have good reason for it.
Yeah, I know where he grew up in Chicago, in fact a few years back I was paintin mail boxes and shit for the city up in Hyde park where that nigga Obama livin now.
Let me get you some shit on the for real. Merkin you a good nigga it’s obvious and you willin to listen, and talk which is cool. Now as I said before he playin with Whitey in a way that ain’t good.
Now as I said, say what you want about them fucked up conspiracy theory motha fuckas out there talking about beings from other dimensions and aliens and prison planets and shit. They maybe fucked up. Still they gettin they panties all bunched up cuz of some actual truth in some of they fucked up ideas.
Truth is the Bilderberger conventions do happen. Them shits happen every year in different parts of the world. This year them white niggas had a convention in Virginia. Obama and McCain were both in that bitch and so was Hilary’s ol’ stank ass.
Truth is the bilderberger conventions are where all the most powerful white motha fuckas in the world get together and “talk” about some shit. Now if they just gettin together to talk about golf or gettin together to talk about putting microchips in our asses that’s a whole other story…but the fact is these white niggas are making plans and decisions…and if you ask me shit ain’t lookin too good in the world scene, and if these powerful bastards from these different countries getting together with Obama and McCain, something ain’t right. Something got me feeling a little fearful of some shit. Because these rich white fuckers are the ones running shit, not the supposed governments. That’s some shit we all know anyway. So it should get a lot of motha fuckas to get thinkin.
Oh and one last thing. I understand the nature of the beast and about havin to talk like whitey when with whitey. That shit is a must sometimes….as much as I’d love to hear niggas be talkin all ghetto slang and shit..I understand there is a time and place for everything. So yeah I won’t knock a nigga for that when he bein professional, but I will knock a nigga when he playin with them rich ass white folks and that shit gonna impact me for it.
I can dig it Aaron. I respect it and understand your concerns with the nigga bein at those meetins. But ya never know right? He could be a “wolf in sheep clothing” just in there peepin how whitey operates, getting all their power and money so he can get in… once he gets in, cut em all off and do whatever. Honestly, thats what the fuck I’d do.
I got a white friend from back in Cleveland, said it dont even matter who anyone votes for cause the Masons are gonna put McCain’s old ass in charge. I really don’t wanna believe that.
I just want my fuckin reparations to be honest.
I’m sick of hearing shit about votes not counting: Your votes won’t count if you don’t cast them. If you DO cast them, at least there’s a chance they might count. Do it even if you don’t believe it will matter.
If you don’t try, you’re just a scared little bitch-made pussy. Fuck you.
If you don’t care about politics that’s fine. You don’t have to vote, but don’t complain when shit goes wrong.
Is Obama culturally black or does he just look that way while on the inside he’s as vapid as the white polititians? Fact is we don’t know, and it doesn’t matter. At least with Obama there’s a CHANCE he’ll do right by black people. You think McCain understands black people? HELL NO! At least with Obama you have a chance.
Stop bitching about how you can’t do anything, and how the rich white man keeping you down. He hasn’t kept Barack down from Senate! There’s hope! I won’t kidd: Success is motherfucking hard to get. It’s even harder when you’re from the ghetto, but if you don’t vote–if you don’t at least TRY–then you deserve whatever shit life sends you.
Go read Obama’s famous speech on race that he gave after that bullshit about his pastor came up. Read it slow, and read it twice. He understands the non-rich white man’s view, and maybe you can tell me whether he understands the black point of view. Understanding the problems is the first step towards solving them. McCain will never be able to even begin to do that.
We all hate those rich powerful white people–blacks AND middle class whites do–cause we’re both jealous. We want that money. We want nice cars and houses, but none of us thinks we can get it. Fine. Maybe we can and maybe we can’t, but we won’t find out for sure until we try–really try hard for years. I think most everyone knows what to do, and if you don’t, then study what the successful people did via your library or internet and copy them. Quit bitching and do something: Vote.
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They pull out all kinds of dumb shit during the election, man, but the Republicans are going crazy too early.
There’s all the patriotism shit, saying that he’s a crazy Muslim and crazy black Christian at the same time, saying he’s bad because he’s popular like leaders aren’t supposed to be popular. They even straight made up a story about him trying to bring press in to a military hospital and used it in an ad.
And now look at this, an article saying Obama’s gotta be fatter.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121755336096303089.html?mod=hpp_us_inside_today
That short old grandpa McCain can’t even extend his arms above his head, and they’re worrying about Obama being too skinny. Like Americans don’t want their president to be better than them, next they’re gonna give him shit for hitting the three-pointer. It’s gonna be “the average American can’t hit a three for shit so they don’t want a president who can hoop.” Yeah lets get a fat white guy from Alabama to be president and make sure that he’s no smarter than the average American so they feel like they can connect with him, and before we know it this fat dude’s gonna bet the national treasury on some NASCAR and China’s gonna own all our grip. And then the “Average American” is gonna be sitting there saying “I can relate to the this President he did just what I would have done” until the Chinaman comes and repos his TV and he can’t watch NASCAR anymore and if he wants to watch cars all he can do is sit on his porch and watch the Chinese government Tokyo drifting down our streets all day. I know Tokyo’s in Japan but the Chinese are gonna buy some Tokyo drifting lessons with all the money they make off betting with our dumbass president.
Merkin, Masons aren’t shit these days, they were only big when it was old money that ruled the spot, but since then there’s been so many immigrants and entrepreneurs making cash that the Masons aren’t too relevant.
Truth is money’s gonna get to everyone in politics. But Obama hasn’t been in the game as long so he doesn’t owe as many favors, and he has enough independent donors that he doesn’t have to fear pissing off the people as much as someone like McCain.
So Obama’s gonna have to do shit to appease the power, but he’s popular enough and new enough that he can also do some other shit he really believes in. And he knows what’s up, even if he can’t say it, while McCain is behind the times.
That’s wassup. That’s a good way to look at all this. Like Tupac said “We aint ready for a black president.” I didn’t read too much into the Mason shit the hommie told me, but i didn’t know the Old Money part of them to be honest. It’s sad how this shit plays out, but lets get this nigga in and do the damn thing. Like ya said, he dont owe no one shit. Ol boy makin mad money from regular folks droppin couple hundo on his campaign. So he just owes us basically.
I tell ya what, me and the fam always talk bout this politics shit when I roll back to the 2-1-6 for holidays… they all sayin that if this nigga gets assassinated in office - it’s gonna be a race war. I’m down shit. I’m puttin hands to the first mother fucker that aint as dark as me.
Obama is a lot like all of us - he just wants somethin new in this Whitebread country. On the real tho they should settle it like this between Barack and McCain:
“If you want to be president, raise your hand.”
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No matter who the fuck wins… we all lose.
we’ve all been loosin since Regan and we’re gonna continue to loose no matter which one of those meglomaniacs get in power.
OBAMA all the way!!! NIGGA KNOW!!
White people - we’d better all vote for Obama. You know what happens when the negroes don’t get what they want - “BURN BABY, BURN!”
Fuck that stupid oreo obama. Fucking closet terrorist motherfucker. Blacks only want him in office because they think he’s going to suddenly up their welfare or some shit. If anything, you stupid coon asses, you should realize that he is going to come down on you worthless niggers harder than Slave Master Jim did on his insubordinate slaves.
As Chris Rock (another closet racist) said, “nothing black people hate more than niggas.”
Here’s my take on the Masons. The Masons is just an organization to make some extra cash and soldier’s for the guys on top. The real truth is the secret societies like the Mason’s and all that just help the fuckers who got the most money on top. Truth is, them white niggas who be ownin banks and shit are the assholes runnin shit. It’s the white niggas nose deep in oil that be ownin shit. It’s them white niggas with land that ownin shit.
There are 4 families that own over half of the planet. They the real white niggas who be runin the game. They put motha fuckas into power. Infact I think it was one of those Rockefeller motha fuckas that said some shit about as long as he own the economy he don’t give a shit who the leader is.
So there you go, except they do care who the learder is at the moment. Then I started hearin some shit about Obama bein involved with some of these motha fuckas too. Now, I ain’t got nothin concrete yet, this is why I say I am “iffy” on Obama. Plus I just don’t like how he ain’t got much experience and think he can be president…Anyway as I find out more shit I will make my decisions on Obama, but for right now I don’t like him.
Now as for McCain, yeah him and all his top Mason buddies who practice they Occult shit and do each other up the ass can kiss my ass. Don’t let niggas lie to you man. These occult fruits in the Masons be doin some gay shit because supposedly they can get a lot of spiritual power out of it….it’s kinda fucked up. Yet as far as I know this shit go on only with the 33 degree motha fuckas. The rest of them under really don’t know shit about what is going on.
So I’m sittting here twirling my blonde hair and reading this with my blue eyes wondering, “what would be Malcolm X’s take on all this election bullshit?” This shit is right. Obama is being twisted by the white media, just as Malcolm X was. This is something you’ve gotta consider right now because the white media is making Obama seem like Malcolm X before his trip to Mecca.
This well written literay piece is straight on point: vote. Malcolm X says in his autobiography that confused white devils tend to vote devided. Because black people are rarely straight “Republican” or “Democratic”, their votes are often the deciding factor when it comes to who is elected. As every person on the damn earth knows, politics are plauged with out-right racism. It ain’t even hidden. White people want to stay on top so they make it difficult to minorites to vote.
Every white person is racist. Shit, I’m racist. When I see a white dude running towards me I cross the fuckin street to avoid his bodily stench of sour milk. Which brings me to another point: Obama is white. If a white man be up there preachin change, black folks wouldn’t even give him a FIRST glance. But since he’s black, there’s hope. Maybe Obama got a trick up his Armani suit sleeve. Like as soon as he get in office he’s gonna erase Africa’s debt. That’s what I would do. Tell the rich white fucks what they wanna hear then pull some LeBron swifty and dunk them on their heads. But that’s just me. Don’t think I’m comparing Obama with Malcolm X. I think if Malcolm X were alive today he’d scoff at Obama as he initially did Dr. Martin Luther King, dubbing him a “Bourgeoise Negro”, out of touch with the black community. Nigga Know had it right when it was written all these politicians are the same. The head white men in charge wants what’s best for their investments. Obama, if he’s gotten this far in a “Democratic” system so deeply entrenched in racism and ignorance, he’s working for whitey.
So black folks have two factors working against them: a racist system trying to prevent them for voting for anyone, and a fucked up society which their opressed to such a low moral that they don’t even think their vote will count. Obviously it will make a difference, whether or not the robot in office will…
Oh I gots to add one thing since I missed it the first time. I agree with Generic White Fucker. We fucked no matter who we get. Shit’s a scary place at the moment, and it looks like it gonna be that way till something catastrophic happens, and I mean some shit only mother nature or space can produce killing off these power hunger pieces of shit.
Anyway, yeah I agree with Generic White Fucker on this one.
Well I got this as a comment, and it didn’t post:
Author : Fred Sanford
Fuck that stupid oreo obama. Fucking closet terrorist motherfucker. Blacks only want him in office because they think he’s going to suddenly up their welfare or some shit. If anything, you stupid coon asses, you should realize that he is going to come down on you worthless niggers harder than Slave Master Jim did on his insubordinate slaves.
As Chris Rock (another closet racist) said, “nothing black people hate more than niggas.”
I wanted to address the Welfare portion of what this dumb fuck was talkin about. Peep game retard:
Of people on wellfare in the United States, the percentages break down like this
White 38.8%
Black 39.8
Hispanic 15.7
Asian 2.4
other 3.3
Now if you’ll notice 39.8% are black eh? But you have to account for the fact that black people only make up 14% of the population… and White’s make up about 40%. So by some simple math here, your dumb ass head just got knocked in. Don’t come retarded with some over the top out of pocket wreckless shit son, shit don’t fly. I can honestly picture this fat bifocal wearin mother fucker sittin in his dungeon that he just renovated for his 14 year sex slave breezies all mad cause this nigga Obama gettin more attention than anything right now. It hurts the racists to see this nigga doin bigger things than anyone out there. It’s gonna be a sad day when Obama is in power - like i said before Fuck reparations, we got the whole country.
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This “closet terrorist” is the dumbest shit I ever heard, like everybody’s scared Obama is a Muslim because a form he had in elementary school had “Muslim” on it because they assumed his dad was Muslim (for real this shit is going around on e-mails).
Here’s the thing: U.S. was not even beefing with the Muslims when Obama was growing up.
Nah, if anything we was helping them fight commies, although even that was a little later in his life. So the idea is that when Obama was a little tiny kid some Muslim said “well in 45 years we’re gonna be beefing with the U.S. and also this kid is gonna be President, so let’s program him to be some kind of secret terrorist agent when that shit go down.”
Yeah if the Muslims can see that far into the future then I WANT a Muslim President. He’ll see all the problems before they happen.
But yeah, so apparently he’s a closet Muslim and a closet terrorist, but the same people are scared of his Christian preacher. Don’t need to tell you how that shit’s dumb
Just a little more on this Muslim/Christian beef.
Your average racist “respectable” white person thinks that Muslims and Christians, and Muslims and Jews, have always been beefing, and they hear about a bunch of historical shit where they had some conflict 1000 years ago so they assume it’s still going.
But that shit is on and off, not constant. There’s been so many wars, of course some of them is gonna be between the major religions because that’s who was there. There’s wars within those religions too.
The point is whenever we had some beef with the Muslims it’s because there was also some other problem besides religion: land or money or power.
So when we start fucking with the Middle East, that’s how come they give a fuck about America these days.
Jew you on target nigga.
I look at this shit that Merkin put down like this. This white dude who wrote that shit is just tryin to talk. Nuff said about that. Yet the one thing I always find funny is this. When it comes to welfare white people always complainin bout a nigga on welfare….well how do white people know niggas be on welfare?? Cuz they sittin in the office with the niggas pissed that the money goin to niggas and not just they white asses.
I remember bein in the welfare office with my aunt and cousins one day. There were more white people in the office than black folk. There was one woman who was there talkin about goin and gettin some $50 lobster dinner or some shit. She was black, and she was the one who was gettin the food stamps. When she left some of the people commented on that shit.
So yeah there are some takin advantage of the sitiation…but then again what happend to the acres and the mule?? Niggas didn’t get that shit. So that’s all I got to say about that.
Still, fuck these white people and they worry about welfare. I hope they keep up the worry, cuz it give me something to laugh at them about.
I want the ERECTION, i mean ELECTION to be over because im simply tired of looking at JOHN MCCAIN on TV. That mothafucka look like a DEAD GHOST!!
bongo soptopaleo: You are retarded beyond all recognition
White Girl Shabazz: That sour milk smell is actually your HIV and wigger-semen infected snatch.
Merkin: Good analysis
Aaron: nice to see you back with some thoughtful shit dude, keep it up!
I still think it’s funny you’d call the new yorker out for that cover. You say you get it, but the whole point of that cover was pointing out how fucking ridiculous all the rumors about Obama are–the magazine isn’t meant for people who can’t understand ironic humor.
Eric: Oh believe me I can understand why the cover is as such, and thought it was rather amusing upon seeing it. But I’m one of the few that actually understands that to be a joke. When the rest of White America that watch cars take 900 left turns drinking Budweiser and knockin up their sisters sees that they don’t understand it to be satire, and view it as truth.
Uh… he’s the president now
And he hates white people.
Looks like you got your wish after all, Black America.
Im a young african-american and i think its a disgrace that the word nigger is still used by us. How can we ever get past racism if we keep bringing it up. How can it be right for us too say it, but if a white guy uses the word hes racist. The word is either ok to use and non offensive or it should just be banned altogther. Push forwards, with this word still in constant use we will keep moving sideways.