kimbo is this guy who goes to the gym and has somehow parlayed this and beating up citified dipshits on video , these people he beat still have to have help in the bathroom. Then some white loafer kicked his grille in and poor kimbo layed on the ground for about a minute and a half total while the crowd said he should win because he was they nigga. The white guy had to fight off the crowd too , had to watch them and even had some piece of shit try to pull him off of helpless kimbo and then also grab his arm to keep him from hitting their boy. Kind of like a parent stopping and adult from hitting their 6 grader.
So then he got his chance and took it and was on all star wrestling. he was in the ring with a boxer , and a boxer has no skills but boxing , and the guy was old. So kimbo attacked him and then the guy fell on kimbo and held him down so they called the fight immediately and gave the fight to kimbo. It is usually called an exhibition.
kimbo as a fighter is a farce. And I speak from more experience than that little boy will ever have. The only thing he will have is publicised scripted matches. Same as wrestling. kimbo is a mr.t wannabe , a mouthy person who cannot back it up.
What he does have , is marketability. kimbo is good on the camera , speaks well , and they can write him a pretty good storyline. He also somehow has obtained a following. That all spells money.
Very similiar to butterbean. Remember him? Laffing , that actually would be a pretty good match. I think if they could revive butterbean , who of course they were trying to get a heavyweight title match , well at least said they did on tv and you know everything you see on tv and in the news is true , well I think there would be money there.
butterbean made the mistake of getting a professional fight , one that was not scripted with a professional fighter.
kimbo will do ok if he does not make the same mistake.
Who’s the white guy that kicked Kimbo in the grill? The only match Kimbo lost was against that cracker Sean Gannon… and I don’t remember anybody gettin’ kicked. Kimbo’s people stormed the ring cause Sean put him in a pretty nasty headlock, but then again it wasn’t a straight up boxing match. Kimbo lost that fight ’cause he uses up all his energy in the first 5 minutes… I’m not dissin’ Kimbo either, cause during those 5 minutes he’s splittin’ skulls.
Was talking about that white cop that used a kneelift on kimbo while kimbo was holding on to his jersey. It never made sense to me why he was wearing that jersey. Only thing I can think of is that he did not want anyone to see how fat , overweight and out of shape he was. If he ever fights again , they need to have an EMT with oxygen standing by. Hopefully he learned his lesson. Next time use his baton and maglite on the next nigga that fucks with him.
The dumfuk has a government job and still might lose it over that chunk of film.
Not like he can get a job at minimum wage as a lifeguard. Too many people have harpoons.
Oh hell, I just watched that fight again and that knee couldn’t have done enough damage to effect Kimbo’s fighting in any way. Hell, it’s not even considered fair to be grabbin’ opponents shit (clothes, hair, big fucked up ass beards in this situation) in the first place. Also, the Cop was on the ground and Kimbo jumped on him and punched the fuck out of him right after. So they both threw in some cheap shots. In the end the fat-cop had more stamina and a harder head.
I dont think kimbo thanked him for the couple of kneelifts after all was done , but you are right , they did not look like they did much damage. And they were a loooong time coming.
I think kimbo might do Ok. The white guy has no marketablility whatsoever other than for whale blubber. kimbo looks good physically , looks good on tv ect. I do not intentionally diss Gannon , hey , it is worth watching more than once , but I think kimbo wants to market himself , and will do so , and although there is something there that Gannon has , bleeding but still the winner , that is not what will sell.
I say go for it kimbo , you found a horse , ride it , ride it in to the ground if you have to. Then get up and whip it.
It beats starving on the streets.
I know , been there where there were no soup kitchens , in a place where everyone has money , they give to noone. Especially someone without money.
The guy has it goin on. Best he be gettin someone to start looking in to products and endorsements like that. If he got sean combs to pick him up and put out t-shirts or something , he would be on his way to being a folk hero.
I think he should look in to wrestling just for the monetary reasons. I think he could fit in there , and who knows where after that. He has physical ability ect. and they could certainly write him a storyline. Kind of a bunch of faggots run that though , dunno if he could break in to that shithole (pun kind of intended , sorry…. )but he probably has a chance. (I almost said opening instead of chance there )
I think he should get a manager , immediately if not sooner and a good attorney.
Hell, let KIMBO get his 5 mins of fame. But he aint gonna be fucking with QUINTON JACKSON no time soon cuz QJ will slam that mothafucka so hard his beard will come off! Ray Mercer damn near had a chance (not). That nigga is through anyhow with them old as NECK MEAT rolls on the back of his head and shit! Stay the fuck outta the ring.
I guess kimbo did not want the rematch gannon wants. Of course he wants rules like , ummm , I don`t want kimbo`s sleazes attacking me in the fight area every time I put him down. I do not want them breaking up the fight every time they know kimbo is going to lose. I don`t want anyone in the ring besides kimbo and me.
Kimbo is smart enough not to take that fight , and gannon is stupid enough to where he is going to lose a govt. job if kimbo agrees to the fight.
So lets just say , that they have the fight and (unlikely) kimbo wins. Then there has to be a dunce match. Where they fight again. Kimbo will lose and fuck up his chance to be on all star wrestling and gannon will certainly be unemployed by that time. And where the hell is kimbo`s parole officer????? If he makes it to all star whatever , he is Ok , that is a legit job , but if he is still on parole , illegal fights will get him more free room and board. Well at our expense that is , just free to kimbo.
You’ve earned that shit Kimbo.
That shit is so motherfucking old, c’mmon…
God damn I was talking about this shit months ago.
I feel that all he has to do is request a fight with Quinton Jackson and he’ll be rollin’ in the money.
I don’t get it. What is the big deal about kimbo?
Here it is Dotsson
kimbo is this guy who goes to the gym and has somehow parlayed this and beating up citified dipshits on video , these people he beat still have to have help in the bathroom. Then some white loafer kicked his grille in and poor kimbo layed on the ground for about a minute and a half total while the crowd said he should win because he was they nigga. The white guy had to fight off the crowd too , had to watch them and even had some piece of shit try to pull him off of helpless kimbo and then also grab his arm to keep him from hitting their boy. Kind of like a parent stopping and adult from hitting their 6 grader.
So then he got his chance and took it and was on all star wrestling. he was in the ring with a boxer , and a boxer has no skills but boxing , and the guy was old. So kimbo attacked him and then the guy fell on kimbo and held him down so they called the fight immediately and gave the fight to kimbo. It is usually called an exhibition.
kimbo as a fighter is a farce. And I speak from more experience than that little boy will ever have. The only thing he will have is publicised scripted matches. Same as wrestling. kimbo is a mr.t wannabe , a mouthy person who cannot back it up.
What he does have , is marketability. kimbo is good on the camera , speaks well , and they can write him a pretty good storyline. He also somehow has obtained a following. That all spells money.
Very similiar to butterbean. Remember him? Laffing , that actually would be a pretty good match. I think if they could revive butterbean , who of course they were trying to get a heavyweight title match , well at least said they did on tv and you know everything you see on tv and in the news is true , well I think there would be money there.
butterbean made the mistake of getting a professional fight , one that was not scripted with a professional fighter.
kimbo will do ok if he does not make the same mistake.
DW
DW.. next video we need to see on here is YOU vs. Kimbo
Who’s the white guy that kicked Kimbo in the grill? The only match Kimbo lost was against that cracker Sean Gannon… and I don’t remember anybody gettin’ kicked. Kimbo’s people stormed the ring cause Sean put him in a pretty nasty headlock, but then again it wasn’t a straight up boxing match. Kimbo lost that fight ’cause he uses up all his energy in the first 5 minutes… I’m not dissin’ Kimbo either, cause during those 5 minutes he’s splittin’ skulls.
No average joe can beat Kimbo, ’cause that fool is burrrrrrrly. But I bet when it comes to actualy fighting techniques, Kimbo is the average joe.
ElevenT
Why would you want to see kimbo injured?
And besides , I have better things to do.
Last time I broke metacarpal bones and both of my hands. It took probably a couple of years to heal up. Metacarpal bones almost never get broken.
It was against a licensed MA instructor.
I think sideshow kimbo knows his place. I think he stands to make a lot of money if he plays his cards right.
Other than that he is just someone who works out.
I will mention for the last time , I am at 43ko
DW
Rock
Was talking about that white cop that used a kneelift on kimbo while kimbo was holding on to his jersey. It never made sense to me why he was wearing that jersey. Only thing I can think of is that he did not want anyone to see how fat , overweight and out of shape he was. If he ever fights again , they need to have an EMT with oxygen standing by. Hopefully he learned his lesson. Next time use his baton and maglite on the next nigga that fucks with him.
The dumfuk has a government job and still might lose it over that chunk of film.
Not like he can get a job at minimum wage as a lifeguard. Too many people have harpoons.
DW
Oh hell, I just watched that fight again and that knee couldn’t have done enough damage to effect Kimbo’s fighting in any way. Hell, it’s not even considered fair to be grabbin’ opponents shit (clothes, hair, big fucked up ass beards in this situation) in the first place. Also, the Cop was on the ground and Kimbo jumped on him and punched the fuck out of him right after. So they both threw in some cheap shots. In the end the fat-cop had more stamina and a harder head.
Dunno
I dont think kimbo thanked him for the couple of kneelifts after all was done , but you are right , they did not look like they did much damage. And they were a loooong time coming.
I think kimbo might do Ok. The white guy has no marketablility whatsoever other than for whale blubber. kimbo looks good physically , looks good on tv ect. I do not intentionally diss Gannon , hey , it is worth watching more than once , but I think kimbo wants to market himself , and will do so , and although there is something there that Gannon has , bleeding but still the winner , that is not what will sell.
I say go for it kimbo , you found a horse , ride it , ride it in to the ground if you have to. Then get up and whip it.
It beats starving on the streets.
I know , been there where there were no soup kitchens , in a place where everyone has money , they give to noone. Especially someone without money.
Go for it kimbo. Get it , take it.
DW
Can’t wait to get my hands on that “Kimbo-Slice Bareknuckle Energy Drink”. Props if he makes it taste like kool-aid.
Nawwwww Rock
ya got it all wrong.
Kimbo-Slice Iced T
It will knock you out.
With a slice of refreshing lemon.
The guy has it goin on. Best he be gettin someone to start looking in to products and endorsements like that. If he got sean combs to pick him up and put out t-shirts or something , he would be on his way to being a folk hero.
I think he should look in to wrestling just for the monetary reasons. I think he could fit in there , and who knows where after that. He has physical ability ect. and they could certainly write him a storyline. Kind of a bunch of faggots run that though , dunno if he could break in to that shithole (pun kind of intended , sorry…. )but he probably has a chance. (I almost said opening instead of chance there )
I think he should get a manager , immediately if not sooner and a good attorney.
But then agin , I ain`t bein asked.
DW
Hell, let KIMBO get his 5 mins of fame. But he aint gonna be fucking with QUINTON JACKSON no time soon cuz QJ will slam that mothafucka so hard his beard will come off! Ray Mercer damn near had a chance (not). That nigga is through anyhow with them old as NECK MEAT rolls on the back of his head and shit! Stay the fuck outta the ring.
I guess kimbo did not want the rematch gannon wants. Of course he wants rules like , ummm , I don`t want kimbo`s sleazes attacking me in the fight area every time I put him down. I do not want them breaking up the fight every time they know kimbo is going to lose. I don`t want anyone in the ring besides kimbo and me.
Kimbo is smart enough not to take that fight , and gannon is stupid enough to where he is going to lose a govt. job if kimbo agrees to the fight.
So lets just say , that they have the fight and (unlikely) kimbo wins. Then there has to be a dunce match. Where they fight again. Kimbo will lose and fuck up his chance to be on all star wrestling and gannon will certainly be unemployed by that time. And where the hell is kimbo`s parole officer????? If he makes it to all star whatever , he is Ok , that is a legit job , but if he is still on parole , illegal fights will get him more free room and board. Well at our expense that is , just free to kimbo.
Gotta follow your dreams I guess.
DW