MrChiCity Spreads That Christmas Love
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on January 2nd, 2009.
Yo, say whatever the fuck you want about this nigga, but he funny as fuck. Chi City MAYNE!
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Damn…I was wrong about the nigga..that’s all I got to say.
Aaron:
I mean, dude get silly doing some bullshit eery now and then, but who don’t? This shit right here shows you that he about as real a nigga you gone find. I’m happy to see you turned on that motherfucker.
One.
Yeah he is as real as you gonna find. Cuz you ain’t see that bitch nigga Kanye out on the west or south side handin out cash to the poor.
I’m tryin to find out who dis nigga is. I know there gots to be someone I know who knows this nigga…but so far everyone who I asked don’t know.
Realtalk from the minister:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h7FMMDgMjQ
On point about Denzel, Halle, and 50 cent.
I feels you, Aaron and Big Ed. This nigga is real. I like his vids, they funny as fuck. He keepin’ it guttah, yet spittin’ some KNOW at niggas, too. Reminds me a lot of the kinda shit we do around here. He don’t get all political and shit, but you know…
Speakin’ of KNOW, I think it’s time we got to writin’ some new shit on here. What say ye, niggas?
I’m bout to take the test of my life next Tuesday. GRE niggas. Wish a nigga luck. Once I’m done with that test, ya’ll niggas gonna see a lot more of John to the mothafuckin’ Dane in this bitch.
And got dayum, we need to get on some Obama shit in this bitch. Fuck wrong with that nigga? And what the fuck wrong with these israeli niggas bombin’ the shit out of Gaza?
Let’s get some discussion up in this bitch, niggas.
-John Dane
tha nigga got hearth…
and i think hes real..
and im thinking doing that 4 the next year.. i mean that the reeeeeeal christmax feeling right??
jah bless..
“What ye say nigga” lol Dane, it’s good to be back on NK, speaking of Obama….I feel it’s great that he is going to be our next President and all, but I’m kind of nervous about the whole “white people don’t want a nigga in power thing” aka they’re going to try to pluck Obama off
-Joe Cooley
Joe, you going in the wrong direction. what the fuck matter if obama is in office if the nigga gonna be no different than any of our past white presidents. He’s well spoken and ain’t pink….that’s about it. That nigga is Hawaii raised by retired-ass-old-ass-stinky-sponge-bath-taking mothafuckas. Shyt ain’t nothing but a symbol. What a symbol that is. Now mothafuckas overseas gonna start seeing us niggas the same as they see these some of these racist ass white people. Israel is acting a fool right now and has been and this nigga trying to get hub at the gym. Fuck that bitch ass nigga.
Ah damn Dane, good luck on the GRE. I heard that shit be annoying to study for and take.
Joe it’s cool to see you up in here. Gots ta tell niggas to cool it when they need to be told cool it.
Anyway as for Obama. He ain’t no nigga. He a white nigga. He mostly white, and he grew up wit his white mama. I still don’t trust his ass. I keep hoping for the best, but damn…everything is pointin to the worst. I mean he seem to be in league with the rich white men.
I heard the argument that even though it looks like he playin patty-cake with them and shit, he might actually be thinking of throwing a curve ball at they asses…which I just don’t see happening. Still we will see. He ain’t inaugurated yet, he ain’t “officially” started leading yet.
But then again we ain’t hearing a whole lot about him yet for good reason. I bet you after he gets in shit over in Israel gonna get worse.
I hope shit doesn’t get worse when he gets in. It seems like people forget that he’s half White, and now that he’s been elected every black person in America says claims him as there own and shit. Like he’s only half black which means we’ve won the battle but the war isn’t over. Also since black people want to claim Obama, if he fucks up it’s all over and there will never be a black dude running again.
Shout out to Aaron and Dane it’s def been a while my fellow NK nigga
Joe Cooley
P.S. All you hating smurf ass niggas that aren’t down with niggaknow need to Cool It
MY NIGGAS, what’s good. We got the three deadliest niggas in this bitch, we gotta come up with a name or some shit. We can be like the mothafuckin’ VR Troopers and shit…
….psyche naa nigga fuck outta here with that shit, dawg. =)
First off, lemme say the GRE was good, I didn’t study for that bitch, but who gives a fuck really. I mean, damn if they don’t accept me because of a stupid ass test score, then my black ass don’t wanna go to that bitch ass college anyway. All them white maaaahfuckas in that bitch taking that test with me, plus that one indian broad….yeah she was kinda raw….but yeah when I went in that mug they was like, “And you’re here for?” I’m like….”Yeah check me out fam, I’m here for the GRE.” Dude was like, “Umm…oh! okay!” They was probably like, “this nigga taking the GRE? LOL” They probably thought I was a thug or some shit, when on some real I’m far from a thug, shit I can’t really fuck with a straight up thug…because I came in that mothafucka with my braids and a hoodie, they think a nigga ain’t educated or some shit. White nigga come in there lookin’ like Bill Gates and that nigga get treated like royalty. Shit, bitch was talking to me like I was a geological specimen in a museum or some shit. “AND YOU SIGN HERE, MMMKAY? AND NO GUM OR WATER, MMMKAY?”
But fuck ‘em. I’ll talk about this shit later.
Anyway, yeah, I feels both youse niggas on this Obama buuuuullshit. Joe, you hit the nail on the head when you said, Like he’s only half black which means we’ve won the battle but the war isn’t over.
I mean got dayum, niggas was having parties and shit when that nigga got elected. Niggas was textin’ the shit out of my phone, all these little bullshit ass comments like, “Finally! We have the white house!” and shit. I’m like, fuck ya’ll niggas, aight. We ain’t got shit, and ya’ll mothafuckas is gettin’ hoodwinked like a mug, on some realness.
Think about power, niggas. I mean on some realness, just think about a time when you had power. Aight, lemme get all scholarly on niggas for a sec…
*ehem*
Life is power and resistance. That’s that really real realness right there. Think about when you’ve felt powerful. What on earth would make you want to give it up? Why would you ever lose it?
1) Compassion/love/etc.
2) Fear (damn, niggas round here crazy, I better sell this Escalade and grab me one of them Corollas they got down there)
Fear really just means someone overthrowing you. A revolution, right? Or niggas robbing that ass, whatever you want to call it.
Love/compassion, and so on, is when you *give* someone power, power over *you*, because you’re dumb as fuck or you really just really really love them.
Do you think the government loves us? Hell to the fuckin’ naw.
Do you think we had a revolution gettin’ Obama in that bitch? Hell to the *mothafuckin’* naw.
So you tell me, niggas. Do we have power yet? Did we win yet? No. The government ain’t giving us shit but a bunch of lies, ya’ll. Obama is a mothafuckin’ lie, just like Santa Claus, yeah you heard it here first, NiggaKnow stand up, that nigga John Dane said it, bitch.
I mean what’s really good, niggas? Ya’ll believe Obama, this ostentatious ass, mark ass, Clarence Thomas ass, Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man ass, overzealous ass Born Again Nigga? Ya’ll really think this Santa Claus ass, fake ass, ugly ass, stank ass, “why hello there bob how are the kids” ass, hypocritical ass, “tee hee!” ass, lazy ass, conformist ass, old-fashioned grandma’s cookies ass, fascist ass, xenophobic ass, bitch ass government had the gall to elect a REAL nigga, a nigga that would really do some good in the hood? Man nigga FUCK outta here with that.
But chime in and let a nigga KNOW. Hell, I already know ya’ll niggas Joe and Aaron gonna have some real interesting shit to say.
I like Obama, but fuck that nigga.
-John Dane
Another thing I’ll mention is…damn, what good games are out? I mean, shit, it’s like all the new games are shitty as fuck…or should I say fuck as shitty… unless they’re first person shooters, and quite honestly I don’t play too many of those because…well, I just don’t care for them.
I’m still killin’ up some King of Fighters XII, and recently I got Warriors Orochi 2, which I didn’t think would be fun, but damn, this game is the shit.
-John Dane
I feel you Dane, niggas is too hyped about Obama, like the other day one of my nigga said”now that Obama is president I don’t have to sling that snow white anymore” I was like “nigga you chose not to work and to sling that snowman because you’re a lazy ass nigga who hates 9 to 5’s and wants rims for his car, not because there was a smurf ass white nigga in office”. I hate stupid niggas, like those niggas who say “now that Obama is president I’m going to start paying bills and taking care of my kids” NIGGA YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN DOING THAT SHIT FROM THE FUCKING JUMP!!
Any smurfin’ way to my nigga Dane, umm Star Wars the force unleashed, madden/live 09, the bully, and army of two are all hot games, and of cours Tekken 6 which drops in August, and Dane you took a nigga way back the TKOF!! Classic
Joe Cooley
Just to let niggas know, I dropped the g1219 and picked up the cooley so I no longer will be posted as Joeg1219, but now I’ll be posted as Joe Cooley
Joe Cooley
Joeg1219 is now Joe Cooley
PSA:niggaknow is the shit and if you don’t agree you can go kick rocks
Joe Cooley
“now that Obama is president I’m going to start paying bills and taking care of my kids” NIGGA YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN DOING THAT SHIT FROM THE FUCKING JUMP!!
LOL dawg, that shit right there made me bowl over. You right, though. Niggas is pathetic, man.
And dawg, you best believe imma play me some mothafuckin’ Tekken 6, soon as a nigga get that PS3. I been holdn’ out to see what new models them bitches was gonna put on us. I mean shit I didn’t get a PS2 till the slim came out in like ‘04.
-John Dane
And Joe, I bet its mad niggas out there with sore feet, if you feel me. Them smurf ass niggas need to cool it.
-John Dane
Hahaha, I def feel you on that one, I couldn’t sell out the bread for the PS3 but I was gonna cause of Tekken 6 but once I found out that it’s coming to the 360 I just went and dropped two bills on the 360, and it’s not bad at all. Lol I got the bulky ps2 and the slim shit, I kina feel stupid for buying both
Joe Cooley
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Commercials….
What the fuck is good my niggas!? I’m tired of seeing these ragady ass commercials about everything, especially theses car commercials. On white TV networks the car commercials are very Sophisticated and classy, but on BET they advertise the car with the rims and stereo and all that bullshit. Then if they don’t do that, they make it seem like the car is responsible for the black dude success, like that stupid as ford commercial, when that nigga was like,”my new ford escape took me from an one bed room studio apt. To a two bedroom loft in manhatten, from being in the small corner office to owning my own business.” Nigga please I don’t want to hear that shit, my question is how could you afford that car if your black ass was working a crappy ass job and living in your studio apt in windbrook pj’s!? Something doesn’t add up nigga.
Please holla at a nigga with your input
Joe Cooley
It’s called bein nigga rich Joe. You see niggas all up in the gas stations with they Lexus all rimmed out and they beggin for gas money cuz they can’t afford the shit, and they children at home starving, but it’s ok they got they nigga rich lexis. Fuck a lexis.
And ya’ll pointed out some shit I said about Obama before up in dis bitch, and I’m bouts to say it again. Over here in Chicago some nigga was bein interviewed. The reporter asked, “What are you going to do now that Obama is elected.”
The stupid ass nigga said, “I’m gonna go to college, get a degree, take care of my family.”
The reporter then asked, “Why wouldn’t you have done that anyway?”
The stupid ass nigga just had the dumbest look on his face. It’s shit like that, that pisses me off. It’s the ignorance, like as if niggas needed a leader to get them to do right. Nigga please, there been black leaders for a long while gettin things going and proving that black people can be the best they can be.
The truth is even though Obama now president niggas still gonna do the same shit they been doin, and that’s fuckin up and makin the white man feel superior.
Now, as for games. Star Wars - Force Unleashed for the white made Wii is fuckin awesome. I swear to you that game has made me sweat my ass off playing it. THat’s probably cuz I get ridiculous and actually flail my arms around like I ain’t got no sense when I play it though….
Lol, yea I played that shit for the wii shit is intense my nigga. Is it me or are the pics with the captions on this website the funniest shit ever? I stay putting all my niggas on to nigga know
Joe Cooley
LOL the pics with the captions are the shit. Especially that one with bill gates holding his phone or whatever and the caption says, “Why do niggas keep textin me saying fuck a zune?” LOL
And the funny shit is his face really looked like he was askin that question lol.
I missed this site!! (I have it bookmarked now), but anywho…I’m a Black female and I voted for Obama. I just don’t get why they acting like he’s the next Messiah and he hasn’t done anything yet. Also, I am TIRED of Black people throwing Obama’s name everywhere (and the hood folk with the Obama nails, hair, haircuts, one of them DONK cars had that nigga pic on it! I was like WOOOOOW like Flava Flav.
I’m not gonna hold my breath for him, but will allow him to do this thing, and give him a chance to at least FIX this shit.
These White ppl all crying and shit because of the Economy when niggas BEEN broke in the hood, so we already adapted anyway. Sorry Tood, Brad, and Jason! LOL
I would like a post about the Economy and Obama Inauguration. My mom WAS going to go to DC, but changed her mind (whatever reason, she asked me to go with her but I was um NO I’m not finna be freezing my ass off LIVE when you watch that shit on CNN at the house with a drink or a blunt yeen kno?
OH! and I been on these other blogs and folks are MAD because BEYONCE is going to perform after that bitch done BEGGED (or gave some sort of ‘favor’) to whoever was coordinating that shit. She was on these shows just THIRSTY to be apart of this shit. Her and Jay Z money ‘bought’ their way in. I’m gonna have to skip her little part because I can’t stand her voice and lyrics.
Fuck this bitch gonna sing? “Single Ladies?” NO. She is going to see Etta James’ “At Last” from Cadillac Records. DAMN I mean how fucking TACKY it is to sing someone else’s song and they still ALIVE? Etta need to shank that bitch FO REALS.
J.Hud declined to do it and gonna do the SuperBowl - i duno what to say about that one?
Anywho, I hope to see a new post soon. I went back and read the archives again. Memories.
Holla yall
Obama…I just…I really don’t know. Niggas up in Chicago callin him the black jesus and the black messiah. You have niggas cryin and I mean with tears on the news talkin about how they always knew Obama was great just because for one day at one small church he handed out free food like many white folk be gettin. I still think that Sleepyhead Korean Violinist in New York did a better thing for the poor by gettin the kids involved in some shit to keep them off the street cuz he done that shit for years, as opposed to Obama’s once and only time of handin out free food….yeah I know it’s too early to tell if he gonna do it again but I doubt it.
HAHAHAHAHA That would be some funny shit to see Beyonce up there singin and then Etta James come from no where and shank the bitch lol. Hell yeah folks should be mad cuz of what Beyonce pullin. She think as long as she up there singin for this shit she gonna win points with the black folk cuz she know she losin her cred one song right after the other.
And as for J.Hud the nigga they sayin killed her family, I don’t think it was him. I think he now another nigga that was blamed for shit he didn’t do just so that way there was a face to a crime commited. And for the fact that this shit Chicago I don’t doubt J. Hud was in some shit.
Similar to Miki Howard. Oh yeah I’m bringin up Miki Howard. I know her father, I know where the nigga lives. He a suspicious dude too. I worked for Enterprise Rent A Car last year. That nigga rented all the time. One time he rented a minivan. He brought it back with the jack out layin in the van. Yet there was nothin wrong with any tires on that fuckin van. Now tell me why the damn tire jack gonna be out for no reason??
Anyway yeah that’s my take on that shit. Anyway Houston Girl, it’s good to have you back up in here. I remember when you was active in here last year I think.
I feel you about niggas being hyped about Obama today one of my niggas was like “hey lets watch the news cause Obama is taking the train from Deleware to the White House!!” Now any other time I’m always down to watch the news cause a nigga has to stay current and know what the fuck is Cooley in the world, but I wish my fat black ass would watch the news to see and hear about some nigga riding a train, what the fuck kind of shit is that!? The fuck wrong with America the nigga is getting on a fucking train, why does that need to be televised?
I just don’t know anymore
Joe Cooley
^I listen to XM Radio and when Levert’s song “Just Coolin” comes on; I think about you and Nigga Know with the Cool It Crew! I swear LOL (yeah I’m a nerd)
Ain’t nuthin wrong with that at all. Everytime I see Bill Gates I think of this place, cuz of the way they busted on that dude in the past. Shit is always funny cuz of that.
Lol, thehoustongirl I’m actually a fan of that song
Joe Cooley
This just in:
MAJORITY OF AMERICANS OF AFRICAN DECENT FEEL THAT MARTIN LUTHER KING’S VISION HAS BEEN “FULFILLED”.
So says CNN… Do you folks think thats true? Because I don’t see that at all.
I sure as fuck don’t see how any so called intelligent nigga would feel this way. We gots another white man in office who bein guided by the rich elite.
Now I could be wrong, and I wish I was about Obama. I mean it would be tight as fuck if he made some headway and made shit better for minorities. I just don’t it happening though.
Already they talkin on the news about his daughters gonna be trend setters and all that time of shit. It don’t make no sense why they talkin about his daughters bein trend setters. I don’t see what that has to do with Obama. Now I could see if they stood up and tried to be an example of what someone they age should act like. Then that would have to do with Obama and something his daughters are doing that’s good.
Still…till then I’m not gonna waste too much time tryin to keep an eye on what toys whatever his daughters are carrying around.
I think it may be what kind of black folks they’re interviewing.
If you’re talking to a Northern black person who has a decent job, maybe lives in a nice apartment in the city or has a house in the suburbs I can see how they might feel this way.
But last time I was through Rural Alabama and Mississippi, the poverty among everyone down there, Especially black folk is still sickening. And of course poverty leads to disparities in other social fields.
Its like we pat ourselves on the back and go home from a job thats only half done treating it as if it was finished.
And on that note, I think alot of white people are more fooled into thinking they’re not being fucked ankles-over-head by the people who rule this country/planet. moreso than any black person, like at least black people seem to realised they’re being fucked. Where as a poor-ass white person would just accept their indentured status as “The way it is”.
I think alot of white people are more fooled into thinking they’re not being fucked ankles-over-head by the people who rule this country/planet. moreso than any black person,
That’s that really really real McRealness right there. I feels you on that, GWF. I feels you.
But…
Where as a poor-ass white person would just accept their indentured status as “The way it is”.
He got a shotgun, a pickup truck, a mayonnaise sandwich, and he bout to go cap him some niggas, that’s where his ass is.
See, this is that Marx shit I be tryin’ to get you ignit ass niggas reading this site (but don’t comment) to hear, but niggas don’t hear me, tho.
Check it out, chall.
This shit right here? This shit right here is called class consciousness. What we do here on NK, yeah that’s right. We come together, regardless of our ethnicities ‘n shit, and we realize that, got dayum, even though we have our differences, we got some real type shit in common, you underdig what I’m sayin.
Niggas like that racist ass white mothafucka chasin’ after niggas in his truck, niggas like them ignit ass mothafuckin bourgeois ass siddity black/mexican/asian ass mothafuckas with jobs, niggas like…mothafucka you know what kinda niggas I’m talkin’ about. These niggas is CO-OPTED. They co-opted up the ass, they fooled. Divide and conquer like a mothafucka.
So I’m like fuck the world at this point. Inaugeration was today, and of course Obama had to say some shit about bombin’ Iraq ‘n shit. I’m like, “This fake ass nigga…” I mean throughout his entire campaign that nigga was like, “pull out the troops”, but now that nigga is trippin’ bout bombin up some terrorists.
No wonder his ass ain’t said shit on GP about Gaza ‘n shit. Nigga spent like a week in Israel, fuckin’ with them mothafuckin bitch ass niggas, and two hours in mothafuckin palastine, fuckin’ with the thugs ‘n shit. Nigga…don’t you know palastinians love yo black ass? Shit, had you even *SAID* yo ass was runnin’ for president of Palestine, them niggas woulda inaugerated you from JUMP, nigga, from JUMP. They want you to be president, because just maybe, just MAYBE them niggas can get some mothafuckin’ respect for once. You think AIPAC give a mothaFUCK about yo black ass? Nigga, yo name is mothafuckin’ BARACK HUSSEIN…you think them niggas gonna take that shit? Fuck outta here, dawg. Them niggas over there have been bombin’ brown niggas since antiquity. What makes you think they ain’t gonna bomb yo ass too? Shit…
I need to cool it. I’m bout to go listen to some Gerald Levert.
-John Dane
And don’t forget, niggas. Ya’ll come anytime and chill in a nigga yacht, on some real shit.
-John Dane
That yacht site is funny as shit.
Yeah Obama already back pedlin on some shit. He all talkin about, at first, goin and killing Bin Laden, now he talkin about keepin that turbin headed nigga in a cave, and kinda forgettin about him.
Why?? CUZ BIN LADEN BEEN DEAD SINCE 1997. There used to be video clips about that on the internet back in 02. Now you can’t find them at all…I wonder why??
So yeah Obama a lyin ass nigga. Now people sayin it’s because he knows more now. He got to read the presidential book of secrets and now he has to change his tune.
No that ain’t true. That asshole knew all the secrets already. This asshole simply said shit to get votes like all lyin ass politicians. Again this asshole president we have is bein backed by the elite.
Now I’m hearin whispers of the stock market crashin hard. It might be in a few days, or it maybe as far away as May. But it’s supposed to happen before summer. You know to scare the fuck out of everyone, and shit. This is supposed to fuck the economy bad all around the world. I’m talkin riot inducing shit. Then someone is supposed to step in and fix shit in a really fucked up way where we will lose rights but because it’s supposed to help us, or so they say, we will go along with it.
I hate these fuckers, they really gonna fuck everything up on this planet just so they can have control. It’s a scary ass fuckin idea. Yet as one of my niggas pointed out to me. All this shit points to what’s been said in the Bible. So all I can say is somethins goin on and whatever it is, it’s just gonna be bad for a long while….
Hey I just noticed some shit. If you look at old posts in the comments and shit. You’ll notice there all this racism shit goin on about white dudes saying they’ll kill black dudes.
The funny shit is it only happened in old posts that weren’t really touched anymore.
That’s funny as hell lol.
http://mahoganygirl.blogspot.com/2007/07/levert-just-coolin-audio.html
All this shit points to what’s been said in the Bible.
My nigga Aaron, this shit’s been said in many an old ass ambiguous ass text. People hype up the Lie-ble like it’s the only resource on Earth…but I know you smarter than that, so imma cool it and listen to some Gerald Levert.
-John Dane
Of course it’s been said all over. I just used the bible as an example as most other people aren’t familiar with any other text out there talkin about end times and shit.
Some goofy white niggas conjured up some spirit which took hold of one of them and caused him to talk about some crazy shit about end times and all that. It was a bit different from what the bible said, but still kinda similar. I believe there some old Egyptian text talkin about it, and let’s not forget the Mayans had been on this shit for some time now with end time talk too.
But most people really only knwo the bible. So I use it as an example. Do you think niggas really gonna pay attention to me talkin about some Egyptian or Mayan shit?? They gonna be like, “The fuck this goofy ass dude on??”
Dane I agree my nigga, it’s those same smurf ass niggas who hype up the bible and try to shove it down your throat that be sinning like a motherfucker, those same niggas that want you to “know the word” and then turn around and try to charge your $19.95 plus S&H for that shit. Them same ol’ “I’ll help you find Jesus for a small fee” type of niggas as if Jesus was ever lost. Niggas need to cool it.
Joe Cooley
Do you think niggas really gonna pay attention to me talkin about some Egyptian or Mayan shit?? They gonna be like, “The fuck this goofy ass dude on??”
Them niggas need to cool it and listen to some Gerald Levert. They came to the mothafuckinest website on the planet, and they think they ain’t gonna get some knowledge dropped on ‘em?
I feels you, though. It’s like apocalyptic shit going on right now.
-John Dane
See Joe, that’s the shit that makes christianity look bad. See I did lots of studyin on the bible some years back. Learned a lot of good things from the good book. Problem is you got greedy fools tryin to make fast cash off some shit. It’s funny the bible be talkin how that was gonna happen too.
Now as for gettin back to the Mayans. There be a lot of crazy shit goin on about all that that goes back to the idea of Atlantis and Lemuria. If ya’ll niggas don’t know about Lemuria go have fun with google. If at all you’ll enjoy some good fictitious idea of a past land.
Now with the Mayan’s you got all these new age dudes goin to them ruins and meditating and shit. Then they be divining spirits and channeling information of sorts. It seems a lot of these new age niggas talkin about there 3 possibilities as to what gonna be happening soon.
1st possibility. The earth is gonna explode on itself and we all in some shit.
2nd possibility. We gonna just fuck each other up till there is hardly anyone left and then we got to start over with none of our technology anymore.
3rd possibility. All of a sudden shit gonna change. We gonna start acting different, and being different. It won’t any longer be about our funds and more about our spiritual lives. We will be more worried about becoming spiritually powerful instead of being so materialistic.
Now with a lot of these writings talkin about this shit. ALl of it talkin about how shit gonna be bad. You gonna have niggas all over the planet goin around and fuckin shit up just to try and gain control of everything. It gonna cause a lot of people to die.
I swear no matter what goin on. No matter who wrote it. It keeps leading to greedy fuckers causin everyone some shit and innocent people gonna die.
It’s all just some shit. And now look at shit. First Obama talking about goin after a bin lade (a man who been dead since 97), and now he talkin about let him hang out in his caves just as long as he ain’t in contact with his network. That’s some shit..but I guess you can’t really kill a man who dead already.
Then he talking about his civilian task force, and takin away guns from the people?? What the fuck is this Nazi America?? Both Hitler and Stalin (I believe it was Stalin) did that shit to they people. So yeah end times?? Fuck yeah it is. Lots of us gonna die soon. It’s gonna be fucked up.
Didn’t the Mayan calender only go up to the year 2012 and got people thinking that the world is going to end in 2012? I think so, but I’m unsure so holla at a fat nigga.
Joe Cooley
Well it’s not that it goes up to 2012 specifically. It’s the fact that the calendar has a limit of how many years it cycles through, and then is starts over again. The shit goes with some special of planets and stars that only happens once every few thousand years….I think like 12000 or something like that..I forgot how many.
Anyway, the lore is that everytime it cycles around there is a catastrophe or some shit that comes along with it. Supposedly the last time it cycled through there was a pole shift and we had the ice age and all sorts of people died off.
But no one knows exactly what is up with it other than they are 100% certain it follows the star alignments and shit. Lots of new age niggas talkin about it will bring a new era of spirituality which if you ask me that’s gonna cause a whole new load of shit to cause us trouble. Cuz right now the goal is money to have power. THen it will be spiritual dominance to have power. It’s always going to be some shit…
Good looking my nigga Aaron, there’s a movie coming out called 2012, I saw the preview when I went to some movie with wifey. And of course it’s starring some white nigga trying to save the world from ending. But here’s the thing since it’s a white dude we’re saying “how come the nigga can’t be black!?” but if the nigga was black we would say is” aint no way in hell this nigga going to try and save the world that nigga would be running” or some shit like that
Joe Cooley
HAHAHA well yeah, there be some serious stereo types. The idea of niggas running is the idea of niggas bein out in the street and shots ring out. Then you see niggas running. Thats why we talk that shit. Yet if you look at this shit. How come it can’t be no spic savin the day?? We talkin about niggas not always really getting to fuck the white girl, well damn spics ain’t never no damn hero. Yeah you can talk some Cheech and Chong movies, or that movie A Million to Juan or some shit…but that wasn’t no damn action flick. I want to see a wetback save the day without a lawn mower or tortilla bein involved.
I ain’t even gonna ask about no sleepyheads, cuz we already be seein the sleepyheads savin the day a billion times like that sleepyhead nigga Jackie Chan, or Jet Li. All they do is fly around and kick the shit out of everyone and shit….which that reminds me. You got that piece of shit movie talkin about the Scorpion King, and I don’t mean the one with the Rock either. The one with the white dude who fights the scorpion king. Anyway you come across some goofy ass sleepyhead. He’s like some scared little bitch or something and his role is goofy as hell. Then all of a sudden that sleepyhead started flyin arond kickin the shit out of people and he wasn’t so goofy anymore…it’s like in these movies sleepyheads are either beating someone down, or they are being goofy as fuck. Yeah they play those roles themselves out in hong kong. But they also play tough guys out there too.
As I told ya’ll before I know a sleepyhead that would fuck all of us up if it came down to it. This sleepyhead ain’t a silly little bastard either. He straight up hard core put a knife to your damn throat and cut your ass and not think twice.
So yeah I’m tired of some fuckin movies man…and yeah I know about 2012….I might go see it just cuz I like shit like that…but then again I don’t know…it might suck like 10000 BC.
I’ll go take a look at it on IMDB and see what the fuck is up with it….
Man I just looked that shit up. John Cusak for real?? Damn they might as well have casted Leonardo DiFagrio. Fuck that shit. Then there a few sleepyheads up in this damn movie I see. I only skimmed but I seen no spic.
Also, they got Danny Glover as a president up in this bitch?? Yeah right there goes to show you that there is a possibility that the Jews knew about Obama gonna be president some time ago.
Oh speaking of which. It now the year of the Ox for the chinese new year. The Ox people are considered leaders and shit. Obama an OX. Also through nemerology and some other occultic shit a lot of things are in favor of Obama because of his name, birthday, and a few other shits. I find it kinda interesting. It just proves that the rich white dudes who running the world are some occult motha fuckas. I don’t give a shit what anyone got to say. Them niggas some serious occult dabblers and shit.
What about that movie SWAT? There was a spanish chick who helped save the day. The only time you see a Speedy Gonzalos looking ass nigga save the day is in fucking Desperado, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico starring the #1 super Speedy Gonzalos ass nigga Antonio Banderas, and lets not forget about that nigga in Zorro. It seems like everytime they come out with an action flick and they need a Speedy Gonzalos ass nigga they holla at Antonio Banderas, I’m tired of seeing that nigga.
Joe Cooley
OH shit forgot about Desperado and Once Upon A Tim in Mexico…but think about this shit. That was Mexican on Mexican crime goin on. It wadn’t no damn wetback savin no day for no white people. It’s like people afraid to see someone other than Will Smith save the day for some white people. Cuz even in the move Double Take Eddie Griffin didn’t save no damn day for no white people. He saved it for the other nigga that was in some shit.
Oh and by the way. I ain’t ever seen SWAT. Back in 03 I didn’t know shit about what was goin on in movies and on TV. I dont’ remember what I was doin back then, but I just remember never bein home much.
Hahahaha word, that nigga Will is always saving some white bitch and never getting any Cuddy at the end. That nigga need a movie where he saves the white bitch and the world and he gets the snow flake. It would of happened if he would of taken the part of Neo in the matrix but the nigga did wild wild west instead. But I bet if he would of played Neo they would of re-wrote the shit so the white chick would of died before he got some cuddy! Hollywood can suck my left one and Cool it.
Joe Cooley
I love how white people like to think that anyone would love to save them even though its their fault they’ve gotten into whatever goddam situation it is they’re in.
But anyways, that 2012 movie is gonna suck, guarentee. I saw the preview, had a giant wave crashing over the Himalayas, thats all I needed to see.
Somtimes I think Humanity needs a die-out… and not cause Im a misanthropist, just that we need a planetary reboot, a kick in the ass sor omthing, no matter who you are. 4 billion people die at once the surviving 2 billion are gonna have some major soul searching to do.
Aaron what’s cooley my nigga!? I was looking through some of our old shit and I saw that you’re in to music, my question is what type and what part. See I’m a huge fan of classical and techno, but I prodcue hip-hop beats, but classical and techno are a big influence in my beats. I’m like the “Ghost” of production I’ve produced 3 beats for other producers and haven’t gotten credit for any, I just got a check and a letter from their lawyers saying”you tell anyone about this and we’ll sue your black ass” and smurfing way, I recently broke my laptop so all my beats on fruity loops are gone and all my files for my MPC are gone too. So I’m currently working from a beat program on my Sidekick LX® called kicksynth shit is alright but it’s not the same. I’m assed out, and oh Aaron if you want to know wha songs I’m talking about hit a nigga up joeg1219@tmail.com. Any smurfing way…maybe we could callabo or something I’m always down to work with someone new. But without a laptop and programs I’m screwed, what is a nigga to do!?!?
Cool it Crew (yall niggas know who yall are)
Joe Cooley
Oh yea, my nigga Dane, how’d your GRE test go my nigga!?
Cool it Crew
Joe Cooley
My nigga, I took that GRE a few weeks ago, it was aaaaaaight. That’s all a nigga gonna say.
Damn niggas, I’m tired. Just pulled a eight to nine’er, don’t call me lazy call me a grinder, I’m a survivor but that goes beyond-saying (Beyonce’ing) like a mimer, if you flippin bricks then call me a miner, but not a minor because I’m major, I savor the flavor from the fruits of my labor, and the fruits of your momma’s loom, yeah I make her swoon, I hit that like “boom boom”, kinda like my guns, “boom boom”, cross me and wind up in a tomb soon, and when I say soon I mean sooner than later, that’s right I’ll put the Tomb to the Raider, if “Mummies Alive!” I’ll put the tomb to the Frasier, and if money’s a lie I’ll put the proof to the paper….and if you really wanna keep going I’ll put the Moon to the Sailor.
Wait…naa…moon…sailor…naaaaaaaa….
*crumples it up*
Lots of references there. If you didn’t get them, you need to cool it and listen to some Gerald Levert….
heh…Gerald Levert….bang ya girl till she like “Gerald, it hurts!” Bang her so hard she forget my name, butcha’ll know me, it’s that nigga—
-John Dane
Somtimes I think Humanity needs a die-out… and not cause Im a misanthropist, just that we need a planetary reboot, a kick in the ass sor omthing, no matter who you are. 4 billion people die at once the surviving 2 billion are gonna have some major soul searching to do.
My nigga, I couldn’t agree more.
It would of happened if he would of taken the part of Neo in the matrix but the nigga did wild wild west instead.
They wanted that nigga Smill With to play Neo?
-John Dane
Let these niggas know Dane CiC in the building
Joe Cooley
Yea, they wanted that nigga to play but he turned it down cause Jada didn’t want to be in a movie with him or some shit. I read it in a book called”The Bathroom Reader” it’s a book filled with random facts and stories and shit. Shit is tough.
Speaking of Wild Wild West what happened to that Rainbow Bright ass nigga Sisqo(I’m asking cause the nigga did the theme song for the movie)
Joe Cooley
I wonder if Will Smith was in the matrix if he woulda still fucked Trinity?
Probably not, she died in the last move right? If Will Smith was neo they would of killed her off in the first flick right before he was going to get the cuddy, they probably would of killed her while he was getting the cuddy.
CiC
Joe Cooley
Hey hey hey, my ass is finally sticking his head in here after all this time.
Yes I agree we need a reboot. Get rid of a ton of people, and then get some shit in order.
Now as for music. Ya’ll’s gonna be shocked. I listen to every damn thing I can get my ears on. One minute I’m listening to Carl Orff - O Fortuna, then all of a sudden I’ll be bumpin it with some Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More, then I’ll hop on over to Spiral Architect - Insect, then I’ll be bumpin again with some Luminary - Amsterdam (Smith & Pledger Remix), then some Miles Davis - Cooler Than Cool, on over to some who knows what after that.
To be honest with you dude I listen to everything. My favorite styles change with the times. Yet the music I play is just about anything, but as fucked up as I’m bouts to sound I mostly work with Metal and Trance or anything Electronic.
The Metal I work with is Thrash and Progressive…the other stuff is just a joke….and most Prog Metal is a joke too. I don’t really listen to Metal much anymore…even the underground metal all sound the same and full of shit, everyone ripping off bands that came out 20 and 30 years ago. It a joke just like most Rap today.
Now as for Trance and other electronic stuff I been really listening to that a lot. Right now my guy is spinning some straight up Gabber, Hardcore Trance, and Speedcore up on the damn mutha fuckin internet right now. Shit’s been amazing. Anyway I got to say I love Trance cuz that shit got some beautiful melodies…but the newest Trance out there be soundin watered down and shit though…
Anyway I play guitar, bass, a bit of keyboards, and the drums very little. As for computer programs I can use FL Studios pretty damn well, I’m tryin to learn Ableton at the moment, and I got Reason 4 as well but I don’t know how to use that shit just yet.
And by the way Ableton a bitch dude…but I’m bouts to hit you up right now.
Aight cooley, come to think of it I mostly listen to them quaker out looking ass niggas like Mozart, Bach, and Beetoven and shit, I’m a huge fan of their symphonies it’s good listening
CiC
Joe Cooley
Man some of that shit is. I like the darker sounding stuff when it comes to classical music and shit. I don’t know why but it appeals to me more.
Aaron, have you heard of Kraftwerk? They’re sorta like Trance/Electronica…I have a couple of their singles and my favorite is Tour De France
Kraftwerk - Tour De France: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPowpIRVOuY
Aaron, have you ever heard of Kraftwerk? They’re like Electronica/Trance. I have a couple of their singles and my favorite is Tour De France. Youtube it [I think the reason my shit ain’t posting is because I had the link in this message]
My niggas…we have similar tastes…although I dont’ fucks with the techno at *all* my niggas…I do listens to some classical…and jazz is in my blood, niggas…that’s why that nigga Nujabes is my favorite producer, after Dilla of course. RIP…
-John Dane
My favorite producers are Pete Rock, Kanye West, Pharrell, and myself I’m my biggest fan
CiC
Joe Cooley
And ya’ll know what…
I remember middle school…and high school…playing the trumpet…and the piano…
We had to play all that classic shit…you know what I’m saying…like the standard, white european shit…once in a while we got to play some jazz, but the shit was rare…
I’m wondering, why don’t they have a rap class? Like, you know how they got a singing class. And you go to church if you want to learn how to sing some mothafuckin’ R&B…but where the fucks a nigga to go to learn to rap? The lunchroom table is about all…
I think these bitch ass schools need to implement a mothafuckin’ HIP HOP class, niggas. Just think….all the niggas would want to take that class. Shit they would have to hire more teachers.
And you know what? We’d have better rappers. I mean these little niggas would study rap like a mothafuckin’ science. They’d be familiar with all the ways you can rap. They’d know all the old school shit, the new school shit, and beyond.
I mean, what say ye, niggas? I know colleges have some bullshit no-credit classes you can take like this, hell some of them historically black schools probably got majors for this shit…but my niggas I’m talking about getting the kids into this shit…I mean, if you really want to make rap and hip hop something positive, you have to start with the kids.
-John Dane
One more thing with the rap class…
Let’s start the rap class with the littlest ass mothafuckas, too. I mean real young. This way them niggas can learn to speak clearly ‘n shit. PLUS…you won’t have to worry about the older niggas talking shit, disrupting the class saying shit like, “Ya’ll niggas can’t teach me shit. I know rap, I listen to Pac all day.”
-John Dane
Lol, in my high school the closest we had to rap class was the AV Club I joined and that’s where I started making music soon after mad niggas joined once they found out they start shooting their own music vids and record mixtapes and shit. But that’s a damn good idea Dane.
“What ye say nigga?” L ofucking L my nigga
CiC
Joe Cooley
My nigga Joe keeps it cooley like a chinese immigrant, fuck ritalin he tell ‘em “cool it crew” when they ignorant, NK niggas go militant mayne, so fuck a citizen kane, rosebud mothafucka this is Citizen Dane, leave that ass sittin’ in shame, and Joe kool like a smoke ad, when Aaron roll up you bestta roll back, you gets no slack…
Yeah niggas it’s like 5:48 in the morning, just droppin’ some freestyle bars ‘n shit…back on the grind…
-John Dane
That was some cooley ass shit my nigga, you make a nigga want to rap. I have no lyrical skills what so ever but I have my props for the niggas who do. Stay on the grind my nigga Dane
CiC-My nigga Dane dropping bombs on you niggas like “Ka-Blam!!”
Joe Cooley
put down the video games. this will solve some of your problems.
im just playin. this is some enlightening shit.
Aaron,
I feel you on the darker shit… especially hip-hop. I like alot of the heavier hiphop commin outta NYC these days, Jedi-Mind Tricks, Immortal Technique, and Necro… pretty good.
I however play drums for a modern metal band so I’m always into that shit primarily, deathmetal, dethcore is still all Im about today. Despite it being co-opted by 14 year olds with faggot haircuts. And of course,90’s NYC Hardcore Punk.
I think having a Rap class up in some middle schools will change some shit for the better. This way we can stop havin Soulja Boys and all these other no talent ass piece of shit mutha fuckas.
GWF-
Dude, you be doin some Death Metal huh?? That shit bother the fuck out of me after a while, but sometimes it can be pretty damn intense. Now as for the *core shit…that ain’t my thing. I hate all that shit cuz that is for th 14 year old pissy ass bitches that get pissed cuz they mommy didn’t buy them a playstation on time and shit.
Anyway, Dane, talkin about Band class in highschool and shit. You right we didn’t do enough Jazz either. We stuck to the same old bullshit…even though everyone seemed to like playin that Aladdin shit…except for me and a few others. That shit bothered the fuck outta me….I’d have loved havin some more Jazz.
I couldn’t agree more, every yea in marching band we played some whack ass surf ass walt disney shit, once I got tired of it me and the rest of my drummer niggas did our own thing. I’d have to disagree soulja boy isn’t all bad, he’s just different you know? You can’t front that you find yourself knodding to his shit. Also he promoted himself so you got to give him credit. But the nigga is still whack
CiC
Joe Cooley
Nah I ain’t found myself nodding to his shit, not at all.
Yeah you was in the drum section too huh?? Man that was the best. I remember sitting there laying out 4/4 beats on the bass drum, my nigga would lay something out on the quads and the girls would dance and damn…you just wanted them to keep on dancing…I miss them days..them days have been 12 years gone…shit sucks…
Hahaha, I graduated High School in ‘07. I played the bass as well. I wrote the cadances and all that shit, it was cooley. We had corny white cheerleaders so there wasn’t much dancing going on, but still the beats were fresh.
CiC
Joe Cooley
Aaron,
Actually hardcore as we know it (not to be confused with hardcore punk) was created in the late 80’s and early 90’s by working-class angry 20-sumthing assholes in Brooklyn and Queens that didnt have shit except for music and friends. I also transcended race as it was not uncommon for black dudes peurtoricans and asians from the same working-class neighborhoods to get into it too, it was all about unity and respect.
What you’re thinking of are the 14 year old faggots with stupid haircuts and some kind of a hot-topic style. They arn’t hard, they don’t know music, and they are in it for a trend that can only be compared to teeny bopper pop bullshit.
Thats all I gotta say on that topic.
Ah yeah I know about hardcore dude. Body Count, H20, and all those other dudes that was doin that shit.
And yeah the “Hardcore” of today is nothin more than a trend. It’s why I laugh at idiots who are so passionate about it. Makes me laugh my ass off.
…and 25 ta life
We need some new shit to converse about on this website.
CiC
Check out www.fmylife.com
Joe Cooley
Ya’ll niggas wanna discuss some shit, well let’s discuss the objectification of women, specifically our black women.
My nigga Branford Marsalis on some real shit to make ya’ll niggas think:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJiUi3dcOp0&feature=related
Watch that shit right there, then let’s discuss.
I know it’s probably gonna be a month ‘n some shit before a nigga even reads this, but fuck it.
-John Dane
And what’s tripped out about that vid I just posted, is the looks on all them WP’s faces while this educated nigga speak, like, “Hmm…how interesting! Black people! I say, this negro is quite eloquent!”
That nigga Branford Marsalis is the real. Butcha’ll’n hear ‘em tho…
-John Dane
And whilst ya’ll niggas at it, watch my niggas Laurel and Hardy twerk that Gap Band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
-John Dane
Lol Dane, who put you on to that nigga!?
CiC
Joe Cooley
Damn Branford be on the right track. I didn’t know he was all up on shit like this.
wow this nigga is god awful annoying
IMA BLOW THIS MOTHA FUCKA UP IF I DONT GET NO GOD DAMN UPDATES. GOD DAMN YOU NIGGAS, LEARN HOW TO UPDATE YO MO FUCKING WEBSITE. TRICKS, QUIT BEIN BLADES YOU WACK ASS PUNK BITCH
That nigger is proud he used creative and innovative in the same sentence…wow black people are dumb.