Surfer on the News

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• Dropped by Charleston on August 24, 2007 at 3:23 pm

  I got nothin.

  ~The White People

• Dropped by Rockfoot on August 24, 2007 at 4:30 pm

  We the white people do not claim this guy. Years of drugs have warped his mind and forced him to the neutral zone of ethnic cultures. It’s kinda like how you darkies wouldn’t accept a toothless crackhead as one of your own. All is fair.

• Dropped by Rockfoot on August 24, 2007 at 4:31 pm

  I won’t lie, however- I would definitely take him with me to a party.

• Dropped by Jet on August 24, 2007 at 5:04 pm

  this dude makes me ashamed to be white

• Dropped by Charleston on August 24, 2007 at 7:48 pm

  You ignore him and we promise to ignore Lil John.

  ~The White People

• Dropped by ELEVENT on August 24, 2007 at 10:09 pm

  This must be a case presented to the panel to keep marijuana illegal.

• Dropped by Yung Teezy on August 24, 2007 at 11:31 pm

  I got pitted watching this, soooo pitted.

• Dropped by Mr.Yacub on August 25, 2007 at 10:47 am

  I’m glad the professionals in the media know exactly who to talk to during a natural disaster to get the facts. I can think of no better expert to sum up the effects of flooding than a retarded surfer. Us whites really lost some points across the board with that asshole.

• Dropped by Catholic Sunni Shia on August 25, 2007 at 3:37 pm

  Loved it.

• Dropped by Aaron on August 26, 2007 at 5:27 pm

  Elevent, I don’t think that stupid fuck was high…

• Dropped by Dotsson on August 28, 2007 at 6:54 am

  Put a stop to white motherfuckerishness. Vote Barak Obama!

• Dropped by Rockfoot on August 28, 2007 at 7:33 am

  Ugh… Barak Obama could quite possibly be 350% whiter than I am. I’d play tennis with the man if the opportunity knocks. Barak Obama makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom-X.

• Dropped by Aaron on August 28, 2007 at 8:03 am

  I don’t know, Barak Obama used to be straight grimy back in the day. Sure he seems like an uncle tom now, but the truth is that dude would have straight dropped someone’s ass. Like this dumb shit surfer.

• Dropped by ELEVENT on August 28, 2007 at 12:34 pm

  They are all puppets for the higher order.

• Dropped by Bongo Soptopuhleo on August 28, 2007 at 9:29 pm

  the PINK PEOPLE strike again in the name of no news. I love it love when the PINKIES sound like BILLY BOB THORNTON in that one movie where he played a retard.

• Dropped by Rockfoot on August 28, 2007 at 10:22 pm

  Bongo Slopringtog, please do not make comment on a person’s unfortunate speech impairment when you yourself have the grammatical astuteness of a pissed off 13 year old girl. Don’t be a hypocrite and learn to play the game accordingly.

  Also, Billy Bob played an excellent retard.

• Dropped by mYbLACKaSS on August 29, 2007 at 6:02 pm

  love this site; put all my internet-enabled homies onto it. just wanted to drop this jem for those who haven’t peeped it, surfer dude and this breezy are made for each other:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

• Dropped by Q4 on August 30, 2007 at 1:54 am

  Best part of that video? Julia Reynolds.

• Dropped by Klondike on September 4, 2007 at 5:14 am

  “Barak Obama makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom-X.” You think you funny stealin jokes from that grimey darkness mooney on chappelles show you faggot ass nigga?

• Dropped by Rockfoot on September 4, 2007 at 7:50 am

  Klondick- For the record, I made that joke and sold it to Chapelle’s white writers. I must say, I do find myself VERY funny. Thanks!

• Dropped by T Money on September 4, 2007 at 9:38 am

  HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

• Dropped by Klondike on September 4, 2007 at 10:36 pm

  You should change your name to Deerfoot you no-jokes-havin white muthafucker. The fuck outta here with that bull.

• Dropped by Drago on September 15, 2007 at 8:13 pm

  90% of these responses are from white folks…. what the fuck

• Dropped by Eam on September 23, 2007 at 1:50 am

  It’s “Barack”. How the fuck you gonna tell people to vote for him when you can’t even spell his damn name?

  More white conspiracy bullshit.

• Dropped by flomastermouthnigga on September 27, 2007 at 11:08 pm

  ill wrap this cat round ma mac then clap nigga

• Dropped by london stew on November 17, 2007 at 7:41 am

  totally!