Top That: 80’s White Rap Battle
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on October 26th, 2007.
Everybody know a late 80’s rap battle involving white people ain’t complete without windbreakers and British Knight hi-tops. Ridiculous, niggas.
Shouts to that nigga Pud who had this shit up on his motherfucking site.















Shit you can’t beat out the “Original Homeboy” Denny Blazin Hazen.
a nigga gonna weigh in on this shit like a motherfucking fish scale: that nigga in the blue windbreaker look like that nigga French Stewart from Third Rock. Second, what the fuck dance they doing that look like the two step if you was autistic and had some motherfucking hemroids that shit is gay. third of all that jewish bitch is motherfucking ugly how the fuck she get into movies.
Yeah I was going to say that Jewish bitch was ugly as fuck. Now the white fucker with the blonde hair. That was a retarded mother fucker. He was as stiff as my cock in blonde girls ass.
This is a good reason for anyone to hate the ’80s.
Best video by far. Keep it up.
P.S that Jewish bitch is smokin’.
I really like the dance move that the dude in the denim jacket does.
“Oh, I’m gonna take off the jacket…. oh wait i’m not.
Gonna take off the jacket… fooled you again.”
I use that move at the club all the damn time.
what’s this from?
I cant believe there was a time when this nonsense was considered dope. I feel bad for them three retarded fruits.
Yo That Jewish Chich Just Got 10 times sexyer afta that verse….that was my movie back in the day thou
I still see white motherfuckers like that.
Those dudes sure are scary the way they cross their arms like gangstas. Bet they are probably even packin’ a pellet gun.
oh shit, lemme just send out some funky fresh love to the corniest white motherfuckers ive ever seen….that shit was radical meets stupid fly all at once. my man lookin like a down syndrome havin ass Mario Lopez just steppin off some fucked up Saved by the Handicapped Bell episode.
This is not a valid debasing for white people. All colors of people were in the same lame band-wagon. If you don’t believe me, google: Wendy’s 80s Training Video.
Truth be told, this was impressive. I’ve never felt more compelled to pose in a b-boy stance.
The leaping jacket spasm two-step is in no way any more ridiculous than that fucking Soulja Boi dance.
And the lyrics are about as thought provoking too.
~The White People
PS: The Jewish bitch is cute.
Soulja Boi is commercial rap garbage, what do you expect? Listen to the rest of rap on the radio– it sucks ass. Real hip hop is all underground because the shit won’t sell like rapping about drugs, hoes, clubs and being a “G”.
Elevent you got that shit straight…
Thing about it, recording companys controlled primarily by Jews, market nothing but propaganda that basically portrays blacks as niggers. The total market for that shit is like 70% caucasian.
Well, it’s not like they would be evil for doing so. They’re just trying to make a buck and the black market (I lol’d) will buy any album that has a gun, ass, hundred dollar bill or gold medallion printed somewhere on the cover.
Kinda like how white people will eat anything if there’s mayo spread over it.
Elevent right tho’. Mainstream Rap is shit. There is rap that is underground right here in Chicago that is so good, it can rival the likes of Public Enemy or RUN DMC.
As for the non-underground shit. Of course people like 50 cent and fuckers like that are popular. Anyone can Rap to that shit and make it sound like them. It’s easy, and not hard to do, that is why it is popular. The same goes for the Metal/Rock world as well.
So no matter what if we want really good music, we have to search for it in the underground and be greatful for what we can find.
My boy Enoch said it best:
Fuck cotton-pickin’ share-cropper sellout whores,
Tap dancing for crackers to sell out stores.
They brainwashing kids with negative images
While prejudice businesses making bread off our ignorance.
So called “heavy hitters” only making light noise,
They sing of killing niggas and they run with white boys.
You ain’t a gangster you’s a slave ass nigga,
Bowin to the man from the cave ass nigga.
Mean-mugging on the stage; now you gay nigga?
Well guess what you still gotta do whatever Jimmy Iovine say nigga.
Be the first one talking like your boy sells snow,
When we know he really works for cointelpro.
FBI informants get you knocked while performing,
Too many agents swarming now the problem is enormous.
Time to wake up; too many rappers laying dormant,
While others snitching signing affidavits and warrants.
Enoch got it straight for real.
yo yo yo…..dey got mad skills cuz!!
makes me want to spin on my back, spin on my knee’s, spin on my hands and freez!!
check my lyrics
“i’m HOT…and your NOT”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO