it makes me wanna puke how nasty white folx have become…
always looking to be the top dawg…
always looking for recognition of something…
even if it means eating shit :-\

*gagging just thinking about it*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1afVYLa44MI

Any insight would be extremely helpful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEK6dMlLKTw

MsCanada if there is a sexual fetish there is a Japanese woman who will do it.

Rockfoot, all I got to say is the only things wrong with that video was the big beefy dude with his shirt off doing security. Other than that there was crowd of honky mother fuckers thinking they understand the meaning to Iced T’s lyrics.

As for this video, this was hilarious. I especially liked the part where he was shooting the mother fucker for waking him up. That’s what I never understood about Jack Ass, I’d have beat someones ass for waking me up like that, and also that shit where they get the clippers and just randomly fuck someone’s hair up, I’d have killed a mother fucker cuz of that shit.

ugh…i don’t about the Japanese fetish of wanting to shit in some dude’s mouth *lumps in throat*

i wish i knew where to find that link…
let me go find the old messageboard i was on and start archiving LOL

Asian girls are FREAKS and will do anything.

TLRNY,

That song sucks. Funny how it says “I’m a weiner” then he starts rapping hahaha.

Rockfoot,

I think you have too many questions that will never be answered in a way you can understand. Ice-T, Body Count, Cop Killer, props to Henry Rollins; all awesome. This is like Bad Brains but just not as good.

Bad Brains rocked.

Yeah, that’s something even us whities can agree on.

Also please don’t post your pic of an asian woman shitting on someone…I seen a picture once of a japanese woman shitting green shit in a guys mouth and I threw up and could never bring myself to see anything like that again.

but GTFOH……………….
EVERYONE feel free to keep your bodily secretions to your damn selves…
HOW is it a turn on to have someone’s WASTE anywhere near you?

can’t you catch diseases from that? =|

*heaves*

and NO Aaron, it’s a vid link that i’m looking for

*dry heaves at the very thought*

They sin.”

*drops mic*

2 Timothy 3: 1 “But know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here. 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, self-assuming, haughty, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, 3 having no natural affection, not open to any agreement, slanderers, without self-control, fierce, without love of goodness, 4 betrayers, headstrong, puffed up [with pride], lovers of pleasures rather than lovers of God, 5 having a form of godly devotion but proving false to its power; and from these turn away.”

Sound familiar?

I’m telling ya’ll 2012, just watch out for that day.

My nigga, fuck 2012, how about that mothafuckin George Orwell 1984 tip. We might not have full blown communism in this bitch, but we showl as hell got that Big Brother, All-Seeing-Eye-Pyramid shit.

Oh, and besides a few Jesus quotes and the book of Ecclesiastes, and *maybe* Pslams, fuck the bible. That’s just my personal opinion, but after being raised in a church, having read the bible back to front as a christian and a non-christian, I just don’t get what the big deal has been for all these centuries. Niggas have been inspired by *this*? Shit, book doesn’t inspire me to do nothing besides fall the fuck asleep. Except for a few select passages and anecdotes, yeah I’ll give it that, shit every book has something to take out of it….except for that, the book is vastly boring and has zilch literary value. Besides that, it’s too got damn ambiguous as a moral-didactic instrument, and that’s why niggas have been going to war for it for over two thousand years. Fuck niggas that say ‘well them niggas just ain’t interpret the shit right…’ who the fuck are you to tell them that? Unless you Moses, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, or mothafuckin Paul, you don’t know *shit* about how to interpret that musty-ass, dusty-ass tome. Niggas findin’ scrolls in mothafuckin’ caves ‘n shit…fuck that shit, aight. Maybe that’s why most people just say “Fuck it” and don’t even read the whole thing, but skip to the useful shit. Shit, most pastors and clergymen know they can’t teach the whole damn bible, but only what they believe suits their congregation’s ideosyncratic needs. Can’t blame them. It should have been abridged *wait a minute…it was, a million times* a long ass time ago, because that’s the only version we get from most of these mothafuckas anyway. Highly overrated. I was throughly unimpressed. Read it again a few years back at the behest of this hardcore christian bitch I was tryin’ to fuck…*turns out she ain’t all that damn christian, naamean!*….went in having high expectations…maybe I just read it wrong, maybe I should open my mind a bit….but naw, I was let down tremendously. I analyzed the fuck out of that book, then I tried soaking it in “spiritually” or whatever the fuck niggas mean when they feed me that garbage…but in the end, I honestly thought The Brothers Karamazov was much better as a literary/religious/philosophical text, or whatever the fuck people classify this shit under. You know something is fucked up when shit written *about* the book is more intriguing than the got damn book itself.

Then you can think of it this way, too. For a grip, niggas who have been religious as fuck have been highly illiterate or have had close ancestors who were highly illiterate. Why you think them cathedrals got all them got damn fresco paintings and stain glass windows and shit?

Kierkegaard’s big thing was “authenticity”. Too many niggas during his time was frontin’ on some bullshit. Can’t say much is different today. If niggas, religious or not, come up off that horse and listen to what a nigga had to say about some shit, they’ll be no less than amazed.

But meh, it’s just my tastes, after all. What do I know…

Keep it real, niggas.

-John Dane

Yet you can look at it like this too. There is no other book in the world where violence and sex are so prevalent. I mean it had it all from bestiality to incest. It had everything from people being impaled to getting they heads chopped off…I swear when you think about it the bible sounds like the internet….

“Love your neighbor as yourself.”

‘Nuff said.

“The bible shows a pretty philosophical way of living if you live by the standards it sets.”

The problem is that niggas are pick-and-choose Christians. They read the bible as if they are in the mall or some shit, browsing around for something interesting and useful to them.

That shit ain’t religion, my niggas. That ain’t devotion. That’s hypocrisy.

My point was that the bible doesn’t set *any* standards. *People* set the standards. Or rather, one or two niggas set the standards, and everyone else follows them. Two different niggas can read that bullshit and get two different messages, thus setting two different standards. One nigga will think it’s good to lay waste to all the mothafuckin heathens, come at them bitches with a sword ‘n shit. Another might think we should love our enemies and accept one another’s differences. Seriously, on the real…what the fuck am I supposed to live by? Whatever that nigga up there in that $1000 Armani suit that *I* paid for tells me, probably. Oh, and I should give him more money—er, return my blessings…so he can continue to live lavishly–er, preach the word.

Take the symbol of the cross, for example. To Christians, that shit means salvation, love, and devotion. To Jews, that shit means torture, humiliation, and fear. I mean, it’s like whatever flavor you like best when it comes to religion. I remember hearing some comedian saying something like, “Why do people walk around wearing crosses? Let’s say Jesus did come back. Do you honestly think he would want to see that shit? I mean, imagine if JFK came back from the dead, and we all had little rifles dangling from our necks. What the fuck?”

Lol…

What I’m saying is that mothafuckas, religious or not, need to own up to shit and stop thumping some old ass book or ideology for answers. If someone reads the bible and just *happens* to be a better person, then I don’t think we should say “well the bible made him that way”, because the same bible could seriously fuck somebody up just as easily. I think the person who was made better already had something in him that made him that way—he had the “will”. Maybe the bible was just a catalyst or some shit. But fuck that, I can think of a few *much* better catalysts than this overrated, hypocritical, anachronistic shit.

And philosophy? The only real mothafukin straight up philosopher in the entire bible was that nigga Jesus, but niggas today don’t even really listen to a mothafucka. They pray for more money, more cars, more women…cure *my* disease, make *my* mother love *me*, help *me* get better grades…ain’t there something in the bible against being so got damn selfish? Whatever, nigga.

Jesus himself wasn’t even a christian. The entire religion was fabricated over time, long after his death.

And it sure as hell doesn’t set any philosophical standards, not by a long shot. Besides. Most christians can’t stand philosophy, or anything that evaluates their authority and their faith in any way.

Good talk, my nigga.

-John Dane

I agree with the quote you posted, and if everyone followed that, we’d live in a much better world.

But we don’t need the bible and all the shit it’s packaged with to figure that out.

-John Dane

No doubt. I think about this all the time. The problem you are getting at my brother is the fact that you talk about religion. Religious worship is worthless. The people you talk about are littered throughout religion like a walking plague; but these are simply that– PEOPLE. People will fuck up a cup of coffee if you give them a chance, so what does that say about religion?

Religion is like politics. You got cats that get involved for the cause and are some real true to form people. Then you have these power hungry, fascist assholes that infest it and try to control EVERYTHING. It’ll never change. The message of the good book and the simple commandments are easy to understand and not misinterpret. Golden rule and ten commandments can’t be read any other way..

..but look at how many so called “righteous ones” actually follow them and you will really see the light. The Bible isn’t fucked up, people are.

“NO…I ain’t DOIN that”…lmao…

Obviously somethin catastrophic happend, niggas bringin up the “good book” and shit…I thought we were nominating Tracey Morgan for an Academy Award for his role in Blackass…=\

And I gotta agree with Rockfoot on this one. I say Tracy Morgan for Pope…I mean think of the outrage and think of how funny it would be. I think in one day he could destroy the Catholic religion as we know it and change it into something no one would have ever expected.

PLUS one dull muthafukker does NOT speak for all of us Catholics ..lol.. mmhmm

and neither do the priests that molest little boys =|

AN…would you hate me if i became a Rastafarian? lmao

It’s just the organization of it, the man maid rules, and all the side stories that aren’t mentioned in the bible that a lot of people don’t like the catholic belief. So it’s not so much the catholics, it’s just the system of it. So don’t worry all is good if that is what you follow.

And they say money is the root of all evil and that the Jews are the ones that are all about money. Maybe if they weren’t such hypocrits?

Then there’s the whole man-boy love thing. When you hear about something like that you always [know] it’s a white guy that did it.

I rofl’d.

Say what? Naa…nigga say *wha*?

Fuck religion, dawg. Fuck it all the way back to the ugly ass, shit throwin’ Neanderthals who invented that shit. I don’t mind people being “religious”, since that’s another issue in itself. We can’t help but be religious about most of the shit that happens to us in life. Can’t help but have irrational beliefs. But to have *organized*, *regulated*, *enforced* religion, with all these rules and shit, and a got damn book…a *book*, ya’ll…that people hold up to be the ultimate authority as to how a nigga should live…fuck that shit, aight. Religion is in a very defensive stage right now, cuz niggas finally coming out of the dark and seeing that the shit just ain’t worth it no more. Naa, niggas ain’t necessariy becoming atheists (yet), but they finally seeing that they have to live they own got damn lives, fuck what this old ass book say. Yeah, it might say some good things…but I sure as hell didn’t need to read that shit said by some rotting mothafuka to figure that shit out. If the only way you can get your morals is by reading them out of a book, or having some rich ass mothafucka preach to you about them…then I can’t do anything but pity you, homie. We can have love, hope, and joy, and even beliefs in our own particular gods and whatever the fuck else, without all this other psycho shit.

The problem with human beliefs is that it’s not okay for *just me* to believe in something. To confirm that it is really true, I need to make sure *you* believe that shit, too. If you don’t, I need to convince you. I don’t buy the bullshit people give me about “Oh, I respect other religions, but I’m still a christian”, because there’s no way in the world you can respect another religion as a christian, muslim, or anything else that says your religion is the only way to go. Yeah, a nigga might *study* those religions, but you’ll never take them as seriously as your own, simply because you believe *yours* to be the ultimate, and to hold anyone else’s up to yours is to depreciate the value of your own. In other words, yeah, you might say, “Studying other religions strengthens my faith in my own”…but that’s only because you realize how full of shit the other ones are. It’s a shame niggas can’t look in the mirror on this shit, though.

This shit is called “the massing of society”. It’s the mothafuckin opium of the people, ya’ll.

If I had to…*had* to pick a religion, like if some old ass mitre-rockin nigga had a gun up to my head and said “pick, mothafucka, or it’s the auto da fe for yo bitch ass, nyugga!” like in them spanish inquisition days…it’d be either Zen Buddhism, a variation of Haitian Vodou, or this mothafuckin shit right here:

http://www.venganza.org/

Pastafarianism all day. It’s the new wave. It’s that real shit. You want morality? You want inspiration? You want mothafuckin fettucini alfredo? Look no further, my niggas. Tell a friend.

By the way, what I find nowadays is that I’m far more *religious*, in a strict sense of the word, than most so-called religious people I meet, because at least I don’t half step with my shit.

Once again, these just my opinions. I’m actually happy niggas ain’t agreeing with a nigga. It opens the door for me to learn more, dig.

-John Dane

MzCanada..be what you are…your still the homie no matter what…

Since you niggas love to evolve..use your evolved brains to answer THIS..

Is this news anchor nigga named Maurice Dubios from CBS morning news white or black??..i mean..his face is…pastyish..but, he just said “hey man” to the weather nigga…fuck..I have a hi-def tv and I STILL can’t tell..even in HD…