Change is in the Motherfucking Air, B
If you grimy ass niggas remember what TLRNY used to be about, you knows he been reviewing all them white technologies -and since he be spending so much motherfucking time in Whitemanhattan he always spying them homo, starving Anglo-Saxon faggots with they fat fuckin heads and they big clown ass haircuts on the bus or on the train looking like they that dick-loving, bitch-ass, Dave Matthews swagger-jacking, homo-motherfucking-sexual James Blunt, or that self-hating, blazer wearing bougie nigga from them absolutely F-A-G-G-O-T - Ass ‘Whudafuxup’ commercials.
But these white niggas always got the hottest technology cuz they be spending all they gwop on the newest gear when they could be copping some new sneakers cuz they filthy ass converses is 12 years old and smell like Will Farell gorilla ass crack. Now if you a gully opportunist nigga who be on the grind, you secretly saying thank you to Steve Jobs virgin ass because he be giving niggas from Harlem to East New Yawk a chance to make some paper off that iPhone - by running up on motherfuckers, putting the steel to they face and jacking that $600 faggot accessory off any anorexic white boy who come above 59th street, you dig.
But thats not what this shit been about - this shit was about being a civilized motherfucking blogger and providing the readers of this fucking site the reviews of the newest products that I see is hot with the white taste, so that you goonie niggas can decide whether or not to bubble these grips for your damn self so you not out balled by some Conneticaucasians.
But shit been changing recently. The whole gotdamn world be fucking changing. Motherfucking arabs be launching they flaming trucks into motherfucking airport lobbies like they the Iraqi Bruce fucking Willis - and you know them Xerxes niggas woulda never pulled that monkey ass bullshit at JFK because they already know from being in them cornerstores that the southside niggas dont tolerate that shit when they start beasting like they back in the middle motherfucking east. We looking at a possible black president. We finding out that the NBA the NFL, and the MLB be filled with fucking grimy ass felon niggas like Michael Vick and that white referee motherfucker Tim Donaghy who looked like that motherfucker from the 40 Year Old Virgin.
So, you prolly axing right now: ‘what the FUCK ya point, TLRNY? You gonna hit my faggot ass with a review of that iPhone?’ And this my reply: You dumb, nigga. The fuck you think I been reading the motherfucking White York Times recently so I can mention current events in my motherfucking posts when you niggas think Beyonce fat ass falling right off them steps in Orlando and onto her fucking face - so now she gonna look just like her man Joe Camel - is the biggest motherfucking shit to pop off since 9/11? I said shit been changing, fam, especially on this site. Notice that this shit not called ‘Nigga Know Technology’ no more. So ya nigga TLRNY gonna switch this shit up too. Reviewing technologies is fucking hard. I’m not no fucking sleepy head, son. Imma still drop them shits here and there - if there’s technology that hot enough to catch a nigga eye.
But the only nice grip out right now cost six hundred motherfucking bills and probably been reviewed to hell by skinny balding Lil Wayne looking caucazoid niggas in Silicon valley on that CNET bullshit anyways. YOU KNOW THESE NIGGAS IS VIRGINS. So hop off a nigga and expect some motherfucking diversity in his posts cuz he sure as Chris Benoit wife be rotting not going nowhere near them iPhones for a minute, you dig.
Holla at your motherfucking boy.
straight truth. fuck a caucazoid ass pasty face who tryna be down.
One.
Aaaaahhhh this is good. TLRNY brought me to Nigga Know (Technology) but he hasn’t been around for a while it seems like. Good to see it again.
Real talk my nigga.
So it’s better to be down or is it better to be not down? Boy you darkies are confusing!
God damnnnnnnnnnnnn. Couldn’t have said it better myself TLRNY. You need to start serving up some educational classes for real my brother.
Dumbass niggers cant do shit right at all
Niggers are gang banging unskilled meth addicted thugs who live with their fat negress mothers until the age of 30 or until they get shot and spend their time eating fried chicken and purple juice and shooting up schools.
this site need more publicity. we gotta start beef with other blogs - like perez hilton or some shit. he a pretty big name.
White trash are cousin fucking auto mechanics with 6 broken down cars parked on the front lawn of their double wide trailer where they live with 9 dogs that shit all over their couch while they lay around drinking Bud Light all day and watching CMT while their kids practice oral sex on eachother and their wives study up for Beauty School that her meth cooking ass is never gonna go to because the bitch failed the G.E.D. 3 times and spent the last of the rent money on lottery tickets.
So Carl, take your socially backwards Hickabilly ass back to the stock car races or the Toby Keith concert or whatever you people do between farting contest and picking tics off eachothers balls.
~The White People
It’s pretty fucking funny how white people tend to attack the cultures and background of black people and black do the same to white people, yet we have the fucking arab mother fuckers bombing our shit and mexican mother fuckers taking over our country. Do we speak english in this bitch anymore? This is our fucking country, white-black, doesn’t matter, AMERICAN CITIZNES lets hold this bitch down. Who the fuck cares who is going into outter space let them dumb fucks go. Take out Michael Vick cause he is a sick bastard, Light up Iraq and make it the The Iraqi Ocean, make your money, do your thing and chill. Fuck worrying about what everyone else is doing and do what you do.
Fuck, EddieEd, you mediating them comments anymore?
GOD DAMN THESE FUCKING PRE-POST READING ADS!!
All I needs to know is how to get some white pussy.
CHEA
Rich white folk and successful darkies (Niggas who’ve gotten paid, respectively) seem to get along just fine with one another. Honestly now, why can’t us respectable, intellectual, handsome middle class peoples get along? If you’re broke ‘tho, you’re shit out of luck. I’m tired of reading about whities exploding out of trailers and darkies sucker punching 90 year olds for their $15.73. This is why niggas can’t have nice things.
STEPS TO WHITE PUSSY
1. Be black (or get negroplasty)
2. ???
3. Profit!
I’m always reading about how a nigga knows this or that. What about the things niggas don’t know? For instance, Nigga-Don’t-Know-Gun safety. The typical darkie, while talking, uses various arm and hand movements to enhance his dialect (Tries to help you understand what the fuck he’s sayin, naaw sayin?”) Unfortunately, the common darkie also does this with a gun in his hand. Now either the darkie does not know there is a killing machine neatly tucked in between his palm fat or he simply does not care, but nigga-accidental death tallies have tripled since 1995. So I must say, FUCK a iphone instructional. Let these niggas know about some important shit.
Charleston is pretty fucking funny.
Droppin some shit
After 911 ever notice how america pulled together.
Flags went up.
People started talking to their neighbors.
Best be wantin` to do more of that if you want to keep the hood you live in.
And the ones your parents live in.
DW
This country is still united. Sure, darkies and whities still pick on each other here and there- but only the puss-foots are complaining. Only damage done is some sissies gettin’ their feelings hurt.
Got your footprint on that Rock.
Just it is right now it is our country to lose.
And even shitheads need to take a look and see if they want to lose it. Lets hope they do it.
DW
Gadfly: i dunno if u want tha white pussy, all dem bitchez are emotional as hell and wanna marry u frum tha jump if u got some chips in yo poketz all i can say is one-night-stand that pussy b4 u CANT stand that pussy
I just want to ask a question, no funny angles here: What is it that black motherfuckers like about white females so damn much?
Oh, and before I forget…
FUCK A ZUNE, NIGGA!
FUCK
A
ZUNE!
INDIRA GANDHI: “You can’t shake hands with a closed fist.”
Anybody else think this cat actually spent over 5 minutes anti-spell checking his comment… searching for words to intentionally fuck up?
The Duke: what the fuck kind of question is that shit? thats like asking why these khaki short wearing “bros” be chasing that asian tail like it motherfucking vietnam 1963?
White women don’t punch back.
~The White People
eddie ed, the fuck you at? you stil breathing fam?
TLRNY,
Well, you do have a way with words. Thats for damn sure. Still never quite made sense.
THANKS MOTHERFUCKER
Hey Rock
You are on to some shit there. I think firearm violence and black idiots who do not know firearm safety and shoot their black brothers is something like the leading cause of death for black males under 25 or somethin. If you have to have a gun to be down , learn how to not shoot the person standing next to you.
I don`t give a fuck if you are in a gang or not or whatever. Learn how to either not shoot a buddy , and in the meantime learn how to shoot someone if they raping your sister.
Remember , if you got the bluetops on /hate , they got a tough job to do.
They also can`t get there until your sister is done raped. So if you are going to carry a handgun , learn the fuck how to use it.
Old cowboy saying here about fuckin up.
Don`t shoot yourself in the foot
DW
Personally, Im not just on white pussy. I like em all. I dont go by color no way. I go by taste (or smell). I can smell if a bitch got good pussy. That’s my criteria….
Meanwhile, it aint even about TECHNOLOGY no more. This shit is about NANOTECHNOLOGY. That’s where you mothafuckas betta start educatin yaself about. Fuck an IPOD. Unnerstand I ROBOT nigga! The UNIVERSAL SOLDIER.
These mothafucka what run this country love to get niggas turned the fuck out on petty shit like CELLPHONES and SOAP OPERAS while they on REAL technology.
And for any nigga that think this is his country, that’s small-minded shit. Yo, stop thinking local and federal nigga. Think GLOBALLY. Yo country. Yo WORLD, you mean. Identifying yo self as an American cuz you live here is like a mothafucka identifying himself as a PRISONER cuz he in the PENITENTIARY. That aint you nigga….That old myopic bullshit is why heads tryna kill guys named HABIB and shit…
damn Bongo, thats a couple of true statements right there. Fuck globalism though. You gotta be a true ‘Merican.
Klondikes guide to that shiny white pussy:
1. Grab white bitch
2. Put white bitch on craigslist
3. Get money
“I’m always reading about how a nigga knows this or that. What about the things niggas don’t know? For instance, Nigga-Don’t-Know-Gun safety. The typical darkie, while talking, uses various arm and hand movements to enhance his dialect (Tries to help you understand what the fuck he’s sayin, naaw sayin?”) Unfortunately, the common darkie also does this with a gun in his hand. Now either the darkie does not know there is a killing machine neatly tucked in between his palm fat or he simply does not care, but nigga-accidental death tallies have tripled since 1995. So I must say, FUCK a iphone instructional. Let these niggas know about some important shit.”
You ain’t gon be worried about gun safety when one us darkies is next to your bed at deuce in the a.m with that jammy to your white face, blasting you with that stinkynigga menthol breath, and your shit locked up with the safety on, you pale ass faggot.
“You ain’t gon be worried about gun safety when one us darkies is next to your bed at deuce in the a.m with that jammy to your white face, blasting you with that stinkynigga menthol breath, and your shit locked up with the safety on, you pale ass faggot.”
^^^ and you’re proud of this??? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOW!!! is all i have to say
What the fuck are you saying? have you tried using english? i need a damn translator for this shit you dumb nigger. Go back to the fields and try to make a use for your lazy ass.
Dis my first time on dis shit. I laughed so hard, I cried. Fuck dem crackaz. Literally.