FUCKOUTTAHERE If you grimy ass niggas remember what TLRNY used to be about, you knows he been reviewing all them white technologies -and since he be spending so much motherfucking time in Whitemanhattan he always spying them homo, starving Anglo-Saxon faggots with they fat fuckin heads and they big clown ass haircuts on the bus or on the train looking like they that dick-loving, bitch-ass, Dave Matthews swagger-jacking, homo-motherfucking-sexual James Blunt, or that self-hating, blazer wearing bougie nigga from them absolutely F-A-G-G-O-T - Ass ‘Whudafuxup’ commercials.

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But these white niggas always got the hottest technology cuz they be spending all they gwop on the newest gear when they could be copping some new sneakers cuz they filthy ass converses is 12 years old and smell like Will Farell gorilla ass crack. Now if you a gully opportunist nigga who be on the grind, you secretly saying thank you to Steve Jobs virgin ass because he be giving niggas from Harlem to East New Yawk a chance to make some paper off that iPhone - by running up on motherfuckers, putting the steel to they face and jacking that $600 faggot accessory off any anorexic white boy who come above 59th street, you dig.

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But thats not what this shit been about - this shit was about being a civilized motherfucking blogger and providing the readers of this fucking site the reviews of the newest products that I see is hot with the white taste, so that you goonie niggas can decide whether or not to bubble these grips for your damn self so you not out balled by some Conneticaucasians.

But shit been changing recently. The whole gotdamn world be fucking changing. Motherfucking arabs be launching they flaming trucks into motherfucking airport lobbies like they the Iraqi Bruce fucking Willis - and you know them Xerxes niggas woulda never pulled that monkey ass bullshit at JFK because they already know from being in them cornerstores that the southside niggas dont tolerate that shit when they start beasting like they back in the middle motherfucking east. We looking at a possible black president. We finding out that the NBA the NFL, and the MLB be filled with fucking grimy ass felon niggas like Michael Vick and that white referee motherfucker Tim Donaghy who looked like that motherfucker from the 40 Year Old Virgin.

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So, you prolly axing right now: ‘what the FUCK ya point, TLRNY? You gonna hit my faggot ass with a review of that iPhone?’ And this my reply: You dumb, nigga. The fuck you think I been reading the motherfucking White York Times recently so I can mention current events in my motherfucking posts when you niggas think Beyonce fat ass falling right off them steps in Orlando and onto her fucking face - so now she gonna look just like her man Joe Camel - is the biggest motherfucking shit to pop off since 9/11? I said shit been changing, fam, especially on this site. Notice that this shit not called ‘Nigga Know Technology’ no more. So ya nigga TLRNY gonna switch this shit up too. Reviewing technologies is fucking hard. I’m not no fucking sleepy head, son. Imma still drop them shits here and there - if there’s technology that hot enough to catch a nigga eye.

ddd4.jpg But the only nice grip out right now cost six hundred motherfucking bills and probably been reviewed to hell by skinny balding Lil Wayne looking caucazoid niggas in Silicon valley on that CNET bullshit anyways. YOU KNOW THESE NIGGAS IS VIRGINS. So hop off a nigga and expect some motherfucking diversity in his posts cuz he sure as Chris Benoit wife be rotting not going nowhere near them iPhones for a minute, you dig.

Holla at your motherfucking boy.

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