A Message to Anyone named Chad, Tad, Blake, Luke, Ryan, Lance, or whatever the fuck
Fuck technology, you faggot-ass, checkered-shirt, sandal and sock wearing, mother-fucking sleepyhead innanet-using Kanye West looking queer niggas, and you motherfucking guilty ass white motherfuckers who had they guilty ass directed to this site after reading some motherfucking article about Barack Obama and who be feeding they instinctive need to be down with the negro when they living in an apartment in Harlem that used to belong to a nigga named Lolo.
Lemme address a serious motherfucking epidemic infecting this motherfucking country for a motherfucking minute. I’m not talking about no motherfucking wiggers. Everyone except them know they a fucking problem. I’m talking about straight-ass Wonderbread, Conneticut-raised white motherfuckers named Blaise, Blake, Luke, Chad, Brad, Bruce, Terrence, Lance, Brett, Kyle, or whatever the fuck, who when they together sitting around with they nasty ass toes out in sandals watching Heros or whatever the fuck ya watch, with they dirty ass long hair peeping up outta they backwards Red Sox curved brim baseball caps, with they open collar white Lacoste shirts and they shell necklaces, refer to themselves as “Dude” and “Bro” and use proper English and what motherfucking not.
Now do what ya white niggas want to do, as long as you spray the motherfucking room when you leave because when all ya dirty ass brahs get together and start sweating when you watching the Red Sox’ asses peek up outta they tight white baseball pants, the room smells like motherfucking feet. Nigga sandals are for bitches and for homos, bruh. You not tough if you got your pedicure showing, you faggot ass white boys. By the way, do ya all make the attempt to look exactly the motherfucking same? But that’s not the point, my niggas. Point is that if you talking perfect English to each others and you saying “bro” and “dude” and be throwing the rock out sign, don’t be changing the way you talk and the way you shake a nigga hand when you come up to a black man.
Don’t suddenly be saying some faggot ass bullshit like “what the business is, bro” because you seen some shit like that in a Lil Gayne video even though you from Maine. Don’t be hand slapping and locking fingers like you know whats good, especially when you wearing a striped shirt and khakis, and dont even think about bumping shoulders just cuz you run into some random token ass nigga you knew from highschool football. I’m serious. This shit is noticeable as fuck man. Then you turn around and start talking normal to your bros. Fuck up outta here with this shit.
Damn that Jewish bitch is pretty smokin.
Best caption yet. Darn it, niggerknow!
That jewish bitch be ugly as fuck…she lookin like that crackheaded ass bitch from sex in the city, Sarah whatever her name is. You know, I can’t stand them white mother fuckers that be dressin this way either. They look like a lame ass version of that bitch made ass wigga from the suburbs who be pissed cuz his mommy didn’t buy him a Sega Genesis before his other friends Fred Durst. From that lame ass piece of shit band Limp Bizkit…really what do rich white boys from the burbs really have to be pissed about???
As for White dudes who change theyselves just cuz a nigga they know walks up is annoying as shit. Just look at that picture with the bitch in the back of the boat with the nigga. Ol’ dude throwin up his 2 fingers like he gangsta. The only way that could work is if he was a beaner, which he doesn’t look it. I think TLRNY really hit it on this one.
This blog needs to have naked chicks.
# Generic White Fucker dropped this shit
October 6th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Damn that Jewish bitch is pretty smokin.
See? There go them white motherfuckers again, with they tow-faced bullshit. Motherfuckin’ madness.
*two. Fuck a chinese laptop.
TLRNY
Get em.
That second picture has to be a scene from “Amistad ‘07″ or something, aint no good reason a brother should be on a boat with a bunch of fratfuckers with they shirts off.
Now that was some serious ranting. Maybe his supervisor over at IHOP gave the open management position to Blake Brown. Life happens ‘tho I guess. He’ll move on.
You don’t like it when we talk ghetto, you don’t like it when we talk proper English. “The fuck we sposed to do, BRO?”
The Caucasian,
I think we sposed to Die.
Thats what we white folk should do…
right?
i been letting the liquor hit my stomach before i was writing that, took me about 15 motherfucking minutes
TLRNY:
Nigga, I’m like that’s all the shit I ever wanted to tell them pastey motherfuckers but ain’t had time to before ripping they wallet out they motherfucking cargo pants and bustin they motherfucking jaws.
-1-
Young Woozie:
Stay relentless on them white motherfuckers.
You forgot Steve, Bill, Jim and Chris.
Being that I’m white, I totally agree. These assholes need to get some pride and grow the fuck the up.
Imitating you monkeys is not the way to look popular.
And he also keeps forgetting Chip and that no good pasty ass mother fucker named Scooter….
The Caucasian:
just don’t talk. and TLRNY is right. a room full of white kids is musty as hell!
“…open management position to BLAKE BROWN.” LMAO. That’s funny rite there. Imma give ya that ROCKFOOT! Context is a mothafucka.
Anyway, white boyz is messed up. Their country is a mothafuckin PONZI SCHEME. And their women are sucking BLACK DICK or turning DYKE-IER than ever. It’s been a rough last 40 years. Let them wear shell necklaces and open toed sandals. They’re just tryna get in touch with they FEMININE SIDE.
They need to.
Ey it’s ya boy KlonKlon comin at you from behind the wall. I’m boxed up with my nikka Christmas and that grimy puerto rican el dracula. Thats “The Dracula” for you monolingual niggas. We up here fightin that good fight against that bad white, and fuck any eggshell skinned motherfucker finsta hate on Klondike’s county guap.
@The Caucasian:
Just come with the real. Why the fuck you worried what they want you to do?
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But my good man, TLRNY, has certainly hit the nail on the head with his cutting exposé on “white motherfuckers.” While on the surface, it seems he is simply taking them to task for being “faggot ass white boys,” there is a deeper message here, a call to action even. We can only hope that one day, thanks to the hard work of African Americans such as TLRNY, these people will indeed “cut this shit out.”
Those white fucks that talk black need some sense beat into them. Theyre crawlin all over my high school, embarrisin white guys like me. Yeah, the jew ho is a babe tho.
bigG,
you’re a fuckin’ racist.
Bongo,
I agree, white boyz be messin up. Letting black people vote is pretty fucked. As is not havin a national HIV infection rate of close to %80.
-peace
What the fuck is wrong witcha’ll. That Jewish bitch is ugly as fuck. She makes other Jewish bitches look bad…
where the fuck Im at, as long as shes young and has a disease free twat shes slammin’.
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES
I guess there really is some Po’, Broke, and Lonely niggas up in this bitch.
THE LAST NEW YORKER: you do have a “point” or (2), “bro” and its not the tip of your johnson either. I’m a “white” olive-skinned guinea (wop, greaseball, dago, Dayglo, what have you?) & my pet peeve for years has EXACTLY been white boyZ trying to be black, but maybe black folk should take it as a compliment, no? There are considerably less blacks -especially young blacks- trying to be soft slices of Wonderbread.
ME? I’m trying to be real: you have a shit load of talent that could be easily compacted into a funky autobiographical novel, just hate to see your talentZ wasted on this lame site, but then itZ not my biZZy-ness, but “CheerZ to the queerZ!” of all colorZ anywayZ…
Klondick, you didn’t used to write like that. Do you still need some time to find a proper stereotypical internet-identity so you can fit in or are you good to go now?
Make a joke ho nigga.
Yo yo it’s ya boi Char char charizaralston keeping it gully off in the gated neighborhood and…. and my god it’s painful to write like that.
Cockfoot has a point, Klondyke is trying out new personalities and I feel as his friends we should encourage him to just be himself. Because when you love yourself, it’s the greatest love of all.
Oh, and about the topic, when White people change their tone for you it’s mostly a courtesy. Do you speak to your illegitimate 3yr old child the same way you do to your parole officer? Screaming and lieing to both doesn’t count.
~The White People
Charleston you are a dick, but that last part about the child and parole officer was funny.
Ok so now the idea is do we talk the same to everyone or do we change how we talk depending on the person??? The answer is sure we do. It’s been studied in psychology or something. All I gots to say is this. I aint gonna be gully with my moms, but I sure as hell is gonna be with a nigga out in the street. I ain’t gonna use foul language around my boss, but I sure as hell will with my co-workers.
The thing is there aint no reason to get all ghetto around the niggas if you white. Just be hardcore white…whatever the hell that might be.
Definition of hardcore white: Eating people.
Speaking of eating, is everyone getting excited about Oktoberfest? Great German food and beer, and wonderful Polka music - free of pulsating negroid rythms and terrible language. Ja!
I’d sooner join a chess club than attend an Oktoberfest event. Bunch of whiney frat boys saluting fat bald men in stupid green spandex.
ALL HAIL THE MASTER RACE!!!!
More Mexicans and Irish go to Oktoberfest than Germans. It gives them niggas a legitimate reason to drink.
Since when did Micks and Spics need a reason to get sloppy drunk in the afternoon?
Micks and Spics…huh…sorta ryhmes…
~The White People
“You mean to tell me the little Vienna sausages aren’t really sausages at all? I’ll drink to that!”
Charleston you got a point they don’t need a reason, but they use it for a reason.
Effectively communicating with different people requires some degree of change..For instance, one of your friends walks in the room..you say “What up muh fucka” and give him some dap..now lets say one of your college professors walks into the room..Do you say “what up muh fucka” and give him dap as well or do you say “Good afternoon Professor Jackson”?
I believe I already made this point you Johnny Come Lately cock socket.
~The White People
A couple of people made it fo’ sho’
This article raises a good point, but it nulls itself with pointless racist remarks. Way to go, asshole.
“Rob”? More like “Chad,” am I right?
Go null yourself.
~The White People
Hey Rockfoot, you should start your own festival and call it “Wiggerfest”.
Cockfoot and his life partner are both Saudi Arabians who think it’s cute to pretend to be American.
This is why America should make it’s own internet and keep these feet-fucking terrorists out of our blogs.
And Mexicans.
~The White People
Oh. In that case he should call it “Camelfest”.
No matter how hard you try to keep a Mexican out of a place, there will always be some Mexican that can hide good, run fast, or swim good that can get in.
Funny how only the white people that look like faggots try to act black. Or more probably are faggots. So if you are a white faggot you try to be black. That is their ambition in life , to imitate black people with no ambition.
If they had a brain and wanted to imitate a black person they should imitate one that is successful. And not thugs like pissdiddy. Or mike tyson. Or micheal vick. Or oj simpson……..
Name 5 successful Black people that aren’t in some form of entertainment.
Colin Powell and Condelicious Rice don’t count.
~The White People
Yo that Jew girl is busted. Look at that huge mole on her chin… WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT? Gross.
Anyway, those white guys suck, though I do have a friend named Kyle, though he doesn’t fit the douche stereotype. They’re not worth getting pissed over because they’re pieces of shit to begin with. They’re so caught up in being part of their crowd that when they finally hit the age of 30 or so, they’re going to have an identity crisis and hopefully commit suicide. And if they don’t, you can always just jump them on the street or at a bar. Hell what better way to emasculate a man than to beat the shit out of him in front of some hot females. Mmm, and nothing like a good old fashioned bar fight to spice the night up.
Shit, why stop there, let’s just kill the whole human race, I mean this racism shit won’t ever really end… well not until we’re all the same color, which isn’t too distant in the future. That’s right Charleston and Rockfoot, you’re descendants will eventually be brown because WE’LL FIND’EM, AND WE’LL HUMP’EM LIKE A CHICKEN HAWK! YEEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWW!
sup niggaz ima get sum shit off ma chest. the jewish bitch is mashed up to fuck, and yall white bitches who talk and act black are mutherfucking dickheads and lmao at the nigga dropping the joke about the slave ship film
*spanks self for thinking that the two fingers up gesture was the universal peace sign*
p.s. i think my eye-sight has been permanently damaged by reading the word ‘muthafukker’ so many damn times