White People: This is a Good One

White People: This is one of the ‘Sweet Ones.’

Lemme ask you niggas something. And you too, you guilty-ass, black curious, bangs-wearing, blue-eyed, Nordic-blood, chicken-leg Northwestern graduating cracker ass motherfuckers who is living in Bed-Stuy Brooklyn so you can brag to your Western European descended faggot-ass graphic-designer friends that you is ‘growin’ tight’ with your ‘urban’ neighbors just because it didn’t cross they mind yet to run up on your skinny bitch ass and snatch your personalized Barack Obama credit cards when you is stumbling home drunk three hours after midnight fucked the hell up on someThis not one of the good ones, Bethany. faggot 2%-alcohol Belgian beer, and so that Shirley and Jacob is gonna consider you ‘down’ when you talk about how you is seeing and hearing gully ass shit every fucking day - like fucking gun shots and three hunned Dominican niggas racing they bikes - but then is secretly calling the fucking po-lice every time you make eye contact with a motherfucking little black kid who don’t look like a Connecticut raised, buck-toothed, half-Irish Old Navy model named some gay ass, unoriginal boat-sailing white shit named Brent or Travis.

Typical White People Conversations

Typical White Conversations

Any fucking way, I just done saw that movie Hancock after I fired that fucking shit up on my computer and watched some fucking sneaky-sneaky Ju Kwon Korean Canal Street motherfuckers try to capture that nigga Will Smith while the fucking camera shaking and fat white motherfuckers is getting up every three minutes to go buy some fucking popcorn and fucking Milk Duds and walking all up in front of the fucking lens. Anyways, that movie sucked some major motherfucking dark wing dick, nigga, but it got me thinking:

This one of the only movies (Spring Thomas don’t fucking count nigga) I done seen where a black man not only be putting his lips all up on a white breezy but moreover he a serious motherfucking love interest with her.

So my question is: Why the fuck them fucking Hebrew producers up in Hollywood, and motherfuckers who is even making commercials on television, is so fucking SCARED to show a black man with a white woman? How come it take them this fucking long to get Will Smith to smash the main opposing white female character in like, six of that nigga movies?

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FUCKING EXAMPLES, ALL WITH WILL SMITH:

#1: I, Robot:

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He got that bitch all up on that motherfucking bike jumping over ten thousand white robots and she still don't give him no dome? Why they be building niggas up just to let niggas the fuck down?

#2. Men in BLACK

Eyo I ain’t seen this movie in a minute, this shit came out when I was fucking selling juice boxes in fucking eight grade, but what I remember is that that nigga Agent J or whatever walk up to this bomb ass white bitch and be giving her the eye ready to fucking put it right up that ass then that fucked up Radmonovic looking alien ass down syndrome motherfucker be interrupting his game. COME ON, NIGGA!

#3. I Am Legend

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This movie gay. Especially cuz that nigga Smif been on earth by his motherfucking self wacking his fucking dick like its that nigga Phil Leotardo, and then the first bitch he see in like four years, this fine ass fucking Spanish mami who got her own place with air conditioning and she walking around wearing these small ass wifeys, and this nigga don’t even try to swipe at that ass? Nigga you tell me what kind of world that would happen in, and nigga that’s probably the same world when fucking faggot ass, AIDS in they blood, computer generated, Harry Pottery swagger jacking, gay ass shit that only some nerd-ass white nigga like Peter Jackson would come up with, white zombies is running around beating up the only black man they see.

The whole world done fucking died and been replaced by hungry ass motherfucking zombies, motherfucking twenty foot high cockroaches is driving around New York, motherfucking robots is taking over the world, but a black man getting with a white woman STILL fiction? Nigga come on.

Eyo but this shit even worse for them sleepyheads. You ever seen that nigga Jet Li get with any of the motherfucking white bitches he saves? Yeah nigga, you gonna see that nigga Bokeem Woodbine in a love scene with Dakota Fawning before you see no motherfucking Chinese nigga putting his lips all up on a pretty white bitch, even if he fucking save her and her motherfucking kid from a bunch of crazy French niggas dripping steel.

even sleepyheads be fucked by hollwood

“WHITE PUSSY OFF LIMITS.”

That shit fucked up.

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