Commenting Ass White Motherfuckers
First off, shouts to all you white motherfuckers that stay on these motherfucking comments, posting the same shit over and over like its your motherfucking job, acting all hurt when a nigga don’t check that comment approval joint. You know who the fuck you are, getting all hasty and shit with the comment box posting and reposting and posting again and then demanding to know why your shit end up deleted, which it wasn’t anyway - you little bitch ass worried ass faggots.
You dunk keys on some three syllable shit, backspace, type the word “racism”, tell a nigga to take his ass to Ethiopia twice, and when it end up in a moderation queue (that I could give a motherfuck about) you acting like I’m on your motherfucking shit and censoring the next War And Peace.
This nigga acting like he caught up in a conspiracy because all them words he stay typing in between pretending to kill a dragons or whatever and wasting hours to get at that perfect interracial clip might have been deleted.
We already know you ain’t had shit else to do with your motherfucking life but get at some more ironic tees and another pair of them faggot ass 1993 bongo jeans. Stop acting like niggas kidnapped your child when a goddamn comment don’t appear. I don’t delete your motherfucking shit so stop staining your motherfucking Ghostbusters 2 (shouts to my nigga Winston) commemorative t-shirt and get the fuck on and back to doing you.
Some perspective: You commented on a motherfucking blog and it didn’t get posted immediately - then you got mad and did it again. Then you drop angry text at the niggas you already hate. Son - I will perform some motherfucking dentistry on you you think you say that shit anywhere but the screen, you feel me? Fuck a comment and fuck you.
I’m about to get back up on this bitch now. Motherfuckers got a nigga all aggitated.
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Welcome Back!! The only reason I knew you updated because I have your site saved on my Google Reader and my eyes got BIG when I seen NIGGA KNOW has [1] updated post. Nigga WHAT?! I’m glad you’re back and what a lovely post
Your fellow Black sister
-thehoustongirl
what’s good girl - yeah i’m about to blaze the internet again and do what i do.
-1-
HOLY SHIT!!!! DAMN THOUGHT YALL WAS LOCKED UP OR TAKING A FUCKING SPIRITUAL JOURNEY!
straight up welcome back. more posts is needed
Oh hell yeah B.E.E back on the shit!!! Looks like this place gonna be my home again.
long time fan, too lazy to register. nice to hear you are back in the game
Oh shit!! He’s back! It’s about time. A nigga missed this site, it’s on like hot buttered pop corn. Yessir
Joe G
This just made my day.
I’m a white motherfucker and I enjoy your blog so I can see why some people get annoyed when you don’t post for a while. By not posting often you let other white motherfuckers believe all the stereotypes and they figure either you aren’t posting cause they don’t have internet access in jail, your welfare check didn’t come yet so you can’t pay your ISP or you spilled grape soda all over your computer and fried the motherboard.
I don’t subscribe to all that stuff. And I’m glad you are updating again.
AND I’m serious. Aint no white guilt or modern liberalism, this blog is simply one of the best I’ve ever seen. I LOVE IT!
See and now weeks go by and you still haven’t posted. So what happened? Did you choke on a watermelon rind? Did your place burn down from an unattended menthol cigarette? Did you slip and fall on some spilled hand lotion? Lot’s of people checking in here including white motherfuckers like me.
Listen man, I have to post this shit somewhere and here is as good as any:
People always bitch that Eminem only sells a lot and is successful because white people buy his album. Well I have a fucking revelation for your ass: White people think Eminem sucks but LOVE them some Kanye West, ok. Kanye West with his tight pants and non-threatening lyrics of mo’ money angst is just what college educated white folks have been waiting for since rap started. Only the most nasty grimy trailer park dweller white trash mother fuckers listen to Eminem, oh wait, those are the same dudes who turned their broken down pick-up truck out back into a fucking TUPAC SHRINE. So if Eminem sucks cuz some scruffy jail tattoo alcoholic white dude spent some of his 500 lb girlfriends social security check on an Eminem CD well then what the fuck does that make Tupac? I mean if you searched even a hardcore klansman house you’d probably find a Tupac CD hidden under his mattress next to some pornos. But what’s worse being liked by gutter ass white folk or uppity bourgeois college crackers like Kayne West? I don’t know all I know is if Eminem sucks that his responsibility don’t blame whites for that, they listen to Kanye.
Cool, glad to see BigEddieEd be back.
Whats with watermelon refrence? I never get that must be an American thing.
What up wit all dat sheezy racism?!? Dat kinda shit be old shit niggaz. Cmon! Cant BLAME DA MAN NO MO Cuz he be a nigga!!
Yall need to do like dis here nigga and break da chains son!
WHAT IT DO SON!!!!
What it be like NIGGAZ!!!
WELCOME BLACK! Damn dude, what took you so long? I got tired of going to all the wack intertube sites, huffington post is wack and such a scam, and i got tired of porn. Porn is repetitive and stupid nowadays, if only those Drake video girls did a porn i might be interested…I digress, anyways good to have you back!
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read in my life and so, so true. I’m a New Yorker and couldn’t possibly agree more with everything you have to say…and I’m white. Hahha keep it coming!
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to yall nigga5 out der…. i dont hate i love da 5wagga… me and yall got5 lot5 in common… FUCK ALL DEM HATIN A55 BITCH35…. i a white boy but yall my NIGGA5………… YALL NIGGA5 KEEP YA 5WAGGA ON DECK
I am starting to doubt any of the comments or even this website has a single black contribution, why would a black man or women waste their time writing some of the nonsense that appears here, this site could easily be just a few white guys who enjoy stirring up black controversy.
Black people blaming the whites because they can’t take responsibility for their own problems… This site really degrades the image of all black people.
niggga want sum fried chiken
Racist blacks amuse me.
Hey Yo. Fuck u. This some bullshit from a white man motherfucker. You and ur mothafuckin website are bullshit. White pride worldwide. What u gonna do bitch. White people taken enough shit. Time to rise up motherfucker. An we comin for ur black ass u bitch ass hoe.
And to Houston, check your skin you wigger ass bitch. Ur skins pale motherfucker. Act like it and stop suckin these lil niggers dicks.
First, I’m a white nigga, and I mean that for real because my family got history behind it. It all started in the civil war when great granddaddy cletus or whatever the fuck lost his wife in a confederate battle, married his head slave-mistress, and set his slaves free. Was he a jackass to begin with? fuckin a right he was. Did he do the right thing in the end? fuckin a right he fuckin did. Anyway, the lines have been diluted in my family over the years, we got so damn many races interwoven into our genes and shit we might as well be them fuckin south park goo backs. Hell, I’ve got irish blood, jew blood, down-south-civil war-havin-slave blood, everybody I came from was a slave at one point.
Which brings me to the credibility part of my argument. The part of my family what moved up north never forgot where we came from. My grand daddy fought in WWII ’cause fuck them nazis. He came back just in time to put an end to a steadily brewin race war back in Cincinnatti Ohio, where his ass no shit went door to door with a coalition of his war buddies, his black buddies, and all they shotguns and laid the fuckin law down on some hatin’ ass motha fucks. My grand daddy didn’t do that shit to get paid. He did it cause it was right.
My daddy grew up during the civil rights movement,full well and knowing where he come from, joined the protest marches every chance he got. Ended up in the march on washington gettin beat on for supportin the rights of black folk. My family never had much in the way of money neither. We’ve always been poor, so don’t think that this’s some spoon in the mouth, pasty white nigga spinnin you a yarn coat to wear so you’ll warm up to whitey. fuck that noise.
Also, I’m a soul drummer. I don’t mean I play fuckin Ray Charles or Otis Redding cover beats n shit. I mean I can play the fuckin drums because I can play the fuckin drums. I just grew up with the knack for that shit.
ANYWAY, gettin to my point, I used to live in los angeles, rentin a fuckin hole in the wall right behind the kodak theater. all kinds of crazies were floatin around that shit day and fuckin night, but one man made sense to me out of all the crazy sons a bitches that run around that shit stain. This nigga wasn’t big, but his ass had presence. He dressed like a fuckin voodoo shaman or some shit and stood outside this check cashin place on hollywood blvd sellin copper bracelets laced with magic and goodwill. This nigga stopped me one day on my way into gettin my payday. This’s the first and last I ever saw this dude. He straight stops me and tries to hawk me a bracelet. I lied right then and there and said I couldn’t afford a bracelet. He says “nah man, you don’t pay money for this. the lines in the sky told me who you are. you a drummer. spit me a beat and claim your prize.”
now after I shat my pants and realized either this dude gonna shank my white ass, or he straight reached into my soul and pulled knowledge out that shit, I spat him a fuckin fresh beat cause I improvised that shit, got my bracelet, and went on my way. I NEVER SAW THAT NIGGA AGAIN. I went to that check place every fuckin week after that tryin to figure out what the fuck happened and that fool wasn’t there.
But after he gave me that bracelet shit started happenin. I started gettin gigs. not fuckin scenester shit, I mean me and the two brothas that lived two doors down from me fuckin set up shop and played some fuckin blues and jazz gigs. you can probably guess one played the bass like fuckin Ray Brown reincarnated and the other brotha sang like he could see into your soul.
What I want from you, cause you know everybody want somethin for nothin, except I’m the type of mother fucker knows when a favor is owed and pays it in kind, is some help trackin down this shaman ass nigga. I want you to tap inta you nigga-network and see if you can’t find this dude. I wish I had a photo, but I don’t. He’s straight street-shaman, with dreads and bones in his nose n shit and lookin like fuckin George Clinton from the fuckin P-Funk crossed with Ving Rames from that robot flick surrogates. I owe him a handshake and a fuckin drink for openin up my eyes. I didn’t believe that lines in the sky shit until it started happenin to me. And you can call me crazy all you fuckin want, and you’d be right, but I’m a genuine ass motha fucka.
I also happen to be a Marine Corps grunt, my brothas are all colors, and your site fuckin SLAYS. Love that shit.
and I gotta say this…So when a nigga gonna update, HMMMMMM?????
hahahahahahaha. stay up on yo wigga know, nigga know.
hit me back @ freestevechung@yahoo.com
Learn to use real english….oh wait you`re black.
Negroes are very amusing. They like to blame everyone else for their inadequate cultural deficiency. I’m tickled pink to have the top darkie back at the helm of his little slaveship blog. And please, have sex with all the stupid white girls that you can, because nothing pisses off Negro gorilla women more!
Eat shit, spearchuckers!
o my gosh why r u ppl quarelling over this shit stuff..!
black and white both r the creations of God.stop abusing each other.
Learn to spell and use grammer correctly, dumbass.
I beez a fuctard, I beez wantz fried chicken is not english its called niggerbabble..
FUCKING SHIT SKINS. oh yes I forgot…..muh dick muh dick
On the real, y’all need to stop on this white on black bullshit. Let the asains n Latinos go at it for a while or somethin!