Dead Niggas And Commemorative T-Shirts
Those Asians/African niggas that be running out the reeds with umbrellas to sell when they feel a drop on they sleepyheaded ass faces got no motherfucking shame. Selling some bullshit ass garage-made T-Shirt with every random ass dead nigga who sang a song or lit up a screen pasted up on the front of that bitch. I mean, if you gonna get money on the dead, AT LEAST hit a nigga with a 4XL beefy-tee. Motherfuckers got the shortest and thinnest shirts possible. I know you need to cut costs. I know we in a motherfucking recession and you love some motherfucking Michael Jordan endorsed undershirts, but you niggas is going one step away from digging dead motherfuckers up for dollars.
Oh and don’t think you motherfuckers that stay PURCHASING the shit is out the woods. You stupid ass no having no god damn financial sense having ass niggas deserve to have that motherfucking James Brown/Ray Charles/Michael Jackson/Who Ever The Fuck iron on patch fall off and dissolve with the first wash. You spent 20 dollars on that shit like it’s a charity in that motherfucker’s name and you ridiculous for real. Actually wearing the shit too. Stop that shit and spend your motherfucking money on some country time lemonade or some other shit that don’t let no stranger automatically profile you as faggot, because honestly, if you wearing a undershirt with shit written on it you either gay or broke or both. Thats real talk nigga.
Now I don’t expect niggas to be selling no Ted Kennedy t-shirts next to they motherfucking cooler full of bootleg/stolen Dasani water, but that shit would not surprise me, you grimey ass drudgereport refreshing ass opportunistic motherfuckers. If you can’t respect the dead nigga then you at least got to have a little self respect by not selling some shit that obviously cost you whatever the fuck they taking for a 3 pack of sharpies.
Stick to your umbrellas and sunglasses. One.
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It’s a dog eat dog world. I mean there are people out there, harvesting peoples’ organs just to make a quick buck. It makes me sick to my stomach.
To stay on topic, I remember when Obama first got elected: his face was all over t-shirts, shoes, etc in stores like Walgreens. And people were coughing up 10-20 bucks for this shit, and actually wearing that shit to school. Like a gold-plated portrait of Obama on a black t-shirt. Shit just looked ridiculous.
I understand where the sense of pride and symbolic meaning behind it, but there are better ways to express both than to just taking it up the ass by these corporations.
I remember when Barry White died. Less than a week went by and they had CD box set out in memory of him. Motherfuckers must have been tripping over themselves to the bank when they heard he died. No respect. Its like they have the Printers on speed dial as soon as they hear hes unwell ready to make that cool to rinse their dead asses.
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YOU RIGHT BIG ED.. I SAW ONE AKBAR THAT HAD ALL THESE MJ TRIBUTE SHIRT MAKING THEM SHITS… HE HAD DA SADDAM HUSSEIN JOINTS TOO… THE ARABS ARE RESOURCEFUL…. GET THAT PAPER HAASAN…
But on the real….niggas gotta stack that paper tho. I don’t give a fuck about human decency if it means my pockets are about to get slimmer. Fuck a celebrity anyway, that nigga Micheal Jackson ain’t never gave me no paper, so why should I give a fuck about getting my T-shirt game up after that nigga dead. Answer is I shouldn’t…Fuck a dead nigga!!! get money!!!
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I ain’t ever bought one of them damn shirts. I hate them mutha fuckin shirts. I always have a muthat fuckin hard time tryin to figure out why the fuck niggas would even want to by these shits…but mutha fuckas do…
And don’t get me started on Obama shirts…that shit got played out about 1000x over and you still got niggas over here in Chicago wearin Obama shirts and sportin they shit like they makin a difference. My question is what has Obama done for a Nigga??
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One thing really worth commemorating is the death of a nigger…..
This shit. Too funny.
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I feel the exact same way every time I go down Crenshaw Blvd…. There are tons of foreign vendors selling their bootleg shirts.
What really gets me, is that they do it because they KNOW they’ll be able to make money off of nignorant bandwagon bitches in the hood.
People need understand that a cheap-ass bootleg t-shirt isn’t the way to remember all the good things someone has done and stop buying into that popular bull shit.
A t-shirt is a t-shirt is a t-shirt. We wear uniforms that say things like Ralph Lauren, FUBU, Akedemiks, Ed Hardy, and a host of others that in my opinion are as dead as Michael Jackson is. Usually, we deal out more than 10 or 20 dollars for these relics of mainstream middle class fatuity. Yet, we do not write full blogs on the idiocy of wearing clothing mass-produced poorly for the consumption of egomaniacs that believe wearing the same shit that hundreds or thousands of others are wearing will increase their personal capital. If I had a nickel for every ridiculous person that has explained to me with a comic air of self that their made in China thin Egyptian cotton pre washed t-shirt embellished with a skull and cross bones cost them 80 dollars, I could buy a Michael Jackson t-shirt. And that is what I did. I purchased a Michael Jackson t-shirts on the streets of Chicago from an African American man out of the back of his broken down minivan, while his children played in the car lot under our feet. Best 20 dollars I ever spent. I wear that t-shirt to commemorate the man that forced nations to rebuild orphanages before he would tour their cities. I wear the t-shirt to commemorate a man that enriched my childhood because his songs brought my family together on Sunday mornings singing and dancing. I wear the t-shirt because I know that when I bought it a man and his children had a little money to go towards shoes, pants and coats. Let’s just hope that these items weren’t Ed Hardy.