Wesley Snipes stay schemin on tax day, niggas.American N1gga back again letting niggas know how more about opportunities to stack paper. So, hopefully some of yall niggas took motherfucking heed of Get Your Paper Up in 200(H8) and got you a gig or two. Time is money homie, which is why your ass better have a job ALL motherfucking year so come the end of January 2009 you can capitalize on the reason your check so short every week… TAXES.

We pay these honkey capitalist niggas all year for them new seats in the back of that Caprice that takes us to them jail cells they keeping nice for us. We deserve something back off that nah’mean? That’s where my nigga The W-2 comes in. I don’t know what that shit mean or stand for, but I know what it DOES. Depending who you are, it can save your life. It gets you that tax season gwap that can keep a nigga from beatin the fuck out of you… a re-up (if you doin that type of thing) or in the bank for some books for the school attained nigga. Now for you uninformed first time niggas, AN gonna outline the quick INS and OUTS of that piece of white government jibberish, and your choices as to what to do with it.

Before I continue, peep the DISCLAIMER because some of this shit is…

Whatever you do is on you and none on us.. you got that, niggas?

The shit we spit here at NiggaKnow.com is not a motherfucking pass to go and DO IT. We just speak the actual facts and its up to YOU to decide if you tryin to go to jail for being stupid.

Once your pastyfaced manager gives the shit to you, if you a first timer, your first reflex is to toss the shit in the trash… DON’T. Instead open the shit, look at them bizzare numbers, check and make sure the info is right (name, address, SS#). Now once you see its good, notice the number in box 1. That’s what you made the year prior. The boxes also detail the taxes you paid, blah, blah, blah, nigga. Movin on.

You prolly wonderin what the fuck to do with it. There’s a few options homie, I’ma run you a few.

Option 1: Give it to your parents.
Now I dunno about you, but I ain’t givin up SHIT to anyone. Chances are once its over, he gonna hand you back $100 and a speech about how the Feds are mothafuckers and this is all you got. Meanwhile he spending your money on 6 cases of Samuel Adams, an ounce of Meth, a gunrack and a set of super bright nigga chasing halogen lights for the top of his 87 Jeep Laredo. Then your Moms disappear every night for a week and every time you try to ask her about the money, she hoppin into a black Esclade full of haze smoke with 2 brolic ass black niggas in the back “helpin her out”.

Option 2: Give it to a “Tax Professional”.

These shifty niggas are everywhere, but if you gonna take this route you better get a pro nigga who’s name ends in Goldstein, Finkleburg, Rosenburg or Rothburg.

These niggas are wizards that will use every crooked scheme alive to get you that gwap. They takin W-2’s from a nigga working at McDonald’s and next thing you know, that nigga got wild gold around his neck AND a Honda Accord. The returns usually come back quick too, but do not go to some greasy white nigga. They won’t take your shit seriously and liable to fuck your loot up, which is gonna result in you using your whole return on bail money.

Option 3: Do the shit yourself.
If you ain’t got kids or own property, it ain’t hard my nigga. Alotta sites can help you. Libraries have the forms for you to file with and most of it is self explanatory, but if you fuck up… They comin for your ass.

Option 4: Head to a rip-off tax joint like H&R Block or Jackson Hewitt.

H&R Block: Sheisty ass shoulda been car selling niggas that got up on they “fuck people out they refunds” game.

They WILL fuck you son. They pretty safe with the preparation, but all that safe preparation usually cost you about 10% of your fuckin money and that rapid refund shit ONLY applies to a nigga with GOOD credit, so expect to get jacked AND wait months for that money. Fuck that shit.

With that said, lemme hand you some Nigga-Type advice:

Under no circumstances do you give your W-2 to a nigga you know that SAYS he can do it.

If you in school, make that shit pay for itself. Bring that school form you get in the mail along with the W-2 to either options 2 or 4 (if you can’t find a 2). When Harvey Levinstein sees THAT shit, you prolly gonna get back enough to fuckin retire with these dudes.

If you got a kid and you claim him/her as a dependent and your ass ain’t been payin that support… The Uncle gonna take ALL that shit from you. Whereas if you don’t have any kids and HAPPEN to know of a slide-off with a stable of unclaimed kids, SOME niggas would strike a deal with shorty. Before you make a decision, talk to some illegitimate hood niggas that tend to floss right around NOW every year. White niggas do it too when that trailer needs to be upgraded or a new generator motor needs to be installed.

…and the all time tip, regardless of HOW you get em done, tell the niggas doin it you have deductions. This is how shady white niggas get them big ass returns. They write off bullshit: pencils, toilet paper, nail clippers… These crafty niggas find ways to write off beer for the motherfuckin SUPERBOWL… and METH SUPPLIES. I knew there was a reason a white nigga doin the same shit as me was bringing home a grand more every tax season… Well, guess what? Now the NIGGAS know.

You countryass niggas either ain’t gonna file the shit or go on lockdown trying to do it your-damn-selves.

In conclusion get them taxes done niggas. Make sure your STATE taxes are in order when they all done. I just saw on the news that Bush sendin niggas a stimulus check to jump-start this broke-ass country, so sometime this summer expect a surprise check… put that shit in the bank and keep your job up, nigga.

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