Nigga Update: Tragic Shit
Right from jump, I need to tell niggas that I DO NOT give a fuck how the fuck displeased them whining ass comment typing ass motherfucking bitches get with this site. We stay breaking some motherfucking pieces for you starving ass niggas WHENEVER WE GODDAMN FEEL LIKE IT. We write the shit and you take your motherfucking Google RSS or on your silly ass faggot ass iPhone while you on the train in your motherfucking wrinkled ass no pride having white man business suit and read the shit. That’s how it work. Now keep your ass down, because your boy gonna get you motherfucking playing Rockband with your virgin ass friends motherfuckers up to speed on all the bullshit that went down and I’m keeping that shit on recent.
First off, shout out to all them white folk losing they stolen ass money by betting on the motherfucking banks. Lehman Brothers, Wamu, Merrill Lynch, all them niggas caught up with your crooked white asses and your motherfucking inflated ass mortgages. Everywhere I take my motherfucking ass too, I see some sad-face crying ass white motherfuckers talking about how they losing they motherfucking house. This is coast to coast. Every white motherfucker crying the motherfucking blues, which make me laugh, because just like they money, they stole the motherfucking blues and destroyed it with they lack of judgement, rhythm, musical ability, and pigment - thieving ass white motherfuckers.
I mean, if you white and you got stocks you better cash out all your motherfucking shit, nigga. White people cursed for real, except for Warren Buffett. That nigga stay stacking everytime the majority of you motherfuckers lose everything you got. Every time you greedy bitches lose your motherfucking car, or house, or wife, or whatever the fuck else you stupid niggas willing to put on the line to lose any goddamn way, Warren Buffet jump at your mistakes and stay buying all your motherfucking stocks or whatever on the motherfucking cheap. That nigga so motherfucking caked, niggas be calling dude Entemann’s. It’s whatever though, for real.
Tragedy striking all sides of that racial spectrum. Niggas got stocks, yeah, but that ain’t the the half. First we got guilty ass OJ found actually guilty - so now we got to deal with all that white smugness that been building up since 1997, then that nigga Kimbo get his ass kick on national ass TV by some white dude who ain’t even know he was fighting that day. I mean, I’m conflicted, for real. I mean, Johnny Cochran dead (tip some out my niggas), so it ain’t even like I give a fuck about no OJ case, but you tell me that Kimbo get clobbed by some motherfucking Jersey Shore pink headed looking white man in fourteen seconds? That shit make a nigga bleed.
Kimbo represented hope. Niggas wearing they Obama hope T-Shirts, but they got the whole shit twisted. White motherfuckers ain’t afraid of Obama. You show them videos of Kimbo making dude look like he got a salisbury steak left eye - and that’s hope. That’s hope that white motherfuckers gonna wake up and realize they true place on this planet: To fear and keep the fuck up out the way of black motherfuckers. Kimbo was bringing that shit to the forefront. He stir that shit up in white brains and get them thinking, “I better cross the street and walk down the other sidewalk”. Fuck health care and a tax plan - getting white motherfuckers to blindly walk into traffic to get to another sidewalk because they think they gonna lose molars? That’s hope, and every nigga out there just lost it.
My visual niggas - picture the tragedy: Kimbo, black hope, getting hit in the grill, put out, and dismantled by a white motherfucker - in 14 seconds? Fuck Bear Stearns. That’s my market crash. One.
I’ll whine about the Crackle ads that come on every ten seconds here. It’s driving folks away, look how the comments dropped off. I know you don’t care, so I guess you can talk to yourself.
:: off before another Crackle ad comes on::
Yeah, I feel you - that was by mistake. I had words with my web nigga and he told me they should be reduced.
Lousy ass web-nigga.
Any damn way, I’m gonna be posting an update once a week and I ain’t talking about no motherfucking video only bullshits. Part of the slowdown is that niggas had to do mad work with images and all that. I ain’t saying I’m done with the photos and all that, but if I ain’t got time for those shits with my weekly shit then that shit gonna be absent from the update.
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https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865
I don’t see any Crackle ads. Firefox FTW.
“My visual niggas - picture the tragedy: Kimbo, black hope, getting hit in the grill, put out, and dismantled by a white motherfucker - in 14 seconds?”
how does this feel?
http://deadspin.com/5059233/meet-the-man-who-felled-kimbo
Paul:
I ain’t mad, family. As long as niggas read the shit I’m good. The only reason your boy got ads on this bitch is to cover the motherfucking costs on this motherfucking site. Niggas too stupid to use adblock gonna see the occaisional motherfucking ad and that’s a wrap.
zombra:
You got to be motherfucking joking. Not only was dude white with pink hair but dude was on some gay shit too? The world is ending my niggas.
why ain’t you mention that cornball ass bitch sarah palin?
Ey nigga you know I’m always here to be making them pictures for you.
Those ads can bring the funny though:
“Niggaknow brought to you by PETA”
There’s a link to his myspace profile in that article so if it ain’t legit someone’s really gone out of their way to get their lulz on.
Yoooooooooo…First, put all the ads you want if it means more content. People don’t realize the resources it takes to maintain a site like this. Second…Kimbo..psshhhhh. That man took blows to the grill talking about, “Nigga, that’s all you got? Hit me, my nigga. Hit me!” and then proceeded to chop bird down and have him saying, “Chill…chill. Let’s chill.”
Are you fucking kidding me? Chill? I ain’t ever been in a squab and had a man tell me some shit like that. It was either “Aight man!!! Aight stop!” or “Schnockockockock…shwewwwwww….schnockockockock…shwewwwww…”. Either way it goes that nigga is a beast and that fight must have been after he fucked a few broads, smoked, drank, mowed the yard, replaced the transmission in his diesel, bench pressed a few elephants and then took some sleeping pills. OR it was a sharp neuron firing to the wrong lobe at the wrong time. I can’t call it…(sigh).
BigEddieEd, you use ads to support the site, then you call those us who don’t use Adblocker “stupid.” Whatever.
I don’t mind ads. I mind them every ten seconds. BTJM. Carry on.
PS - Call Warren Buffett Entemann’s? LOL
this website is the niggas!!!!!! yoh
fuck you guys and this website. claiming to be a real nigga and shit. suck my dick faggot. you guys are fucking stupid. not even worth calling yourself black
Hey at least you update more than Maddox. He got only 2 updates so far this year.
Unforgiveable.
As for Kimbo He’ll be back you’ll see. I love his back yard fights.
Long live The Wrath of Bong!!!
There are alot tougher niggas than kimbo, dont loose hope. Kimbo only got noticed becasue of his stupid street fighting shit on the internet. They liked him because he was tough but could clean up well and not be all grimey and displeasin’ to the predominatly white audience.
My niggaz, muffuckaz got that Kimbo shit waaaaay twisted. It was a set up off gate. Lemme break it down for y’all niggaz.
First off, what pro sports fighting scratches one fighter and don’t cancel the whole fight? Watch the whole thing again. All throughout the night Ken’s brother Frank (who is looking to fight Ken, and was one of the commentators) called foul when he first heard Ken was bowing out. a normal nigga would be like fuck that, but Slice, being one of the realest niggaz ever, said “fuck that, I’ll fight who ever you put across from me” -
Even though white dude is super homo, he’s been properly trained for at least 17 years in several martial arts. At one time he held belts in Muay Thai, and karate over seas. Say what you will but I don’t know how you find a seasoned fighting vet at the “last minute” who will agree to a fuckin fight they didn’t train for.
On the last. Watch the fight again to see where the fix happens. After dude stuns Slice, he starts hitting him on the back of the neck. That’s a fuckin illegal move. Niggaz lose fights because they supposed to not do that.
When you watch the fight, look at the announcer’s table. That nigga Frank Shamrock jumps up and tries to singal to the ref that dude is breaking the rules. Frank got his ass DQ’d from 2 fights for the exact same thing. I’ll say it again… SETUP….
Paleface faggots been trying to throw that Kimbo shit all in a nigga face, but it don’t work. They stole that fight like they steal everything else. Watch the fight again. look for the illegal hit, and dude going wild on the sideline. proof enough
sorry for the long post, but niggaz need to know that shit
Haze out
proof: about 6:40, when they switch views so niggas can see the judges table, watch Frank Shamrock 2nd from the left yelling and signaling to the ref that it’s an illegal hit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ZxpbtcC8A
setup like a bitch
I love this site. I never comment though. My older sister would kick my ass if she knew I still read this. As a young female that looks all prim and proper during the day in her predominantly white world of fashion design, you feed my need for my inside 3 G’s: gutter,gully and grimy. Good looking out. Thank-you.
P.S. People who come here talking crap need to get a life. Don’t be upset because you aren’t smart enough to “get it”.
Hey Eddie Ed! Long time no see!
So I moved the fuck out of Saudi Arabia and I’m in New York now attending college here at Columbia. It’s funny you mention white people being scared of black people.
Two weeks ago, a couple of black kids (all between the ages of 16-20) jumped like 7 different Columbia students on 104St on Amsterdam. These kids literally went on a 30-minute rampage, beating up any Columbia students they saw (blame gentrification??? Columbia has bought 10 blocks of Harlem). Now everyone here is so fucking scared. Students wrote the administration, parents complained and now we have beefed up security all around campus. But people are still scared shitless. The other day I heard a couple of girls talking about some kinda car alarm that you can buy for your purse. If you feel that someone is going to rob you, just reach in and press a button and wake up the entire neighborhood.
Who would have thought that this day would come when white people walk around with car alarms in their purses?
Wazzzup, my niggas. Sorry I been out and about lately, but I figure it’s time to get some more knowledge droppin’ on here for niggas, gnomesayin’. Been like a year now.
Been so long I don’t recognize even half ya’ll muuhfuhkuz in this bitch no more, but where my niggas Aaron and Joe at?
-John Dane
Either way it goes that nigga is a beast and that fight must have been after he fucked a few broads, smoked, drank, mowed the yard, replaced the transmission in his diesel, bench pressed a few elephants and then took some sleeping pills. OR it was a sharp neuron firing to the wrong lobe at the wrong time. I can’t call it…(sigh).
That shit right there was hilarious.
And my nigga Haze, I feels you to def on your assessment of that hacked ass setup.
I wanna see the rematch.
-John Dane
Gucci Bandanna. Gucci Gucci Gucci Bandanna.
No, but seriously. You owe every white person you’ve ever met an apology for that song.
Yo KIMBO is the REALEST but his 15 minutes is up like a mothafucka!
#2–as far as WHITE BOYS investing in dem BANKS! AHHHH-HAAA mothafuckas!! Thatz what you get for investing in them shits. How in the fuck does a BANK go BANKRUPT? Aint that a OXYMORON or some shit? Give a fuck bout the FDIC. Them niggas can keep that 50-cents i had in my account!
OBAMA! YEA that’s what i’m talking about.
White people are going be pissed once he fixes this country up right quick. Theyll be all like “oh he did dat, shit Obama did that.”
Mos Def for Secretary of State!!!
Obama’s gonna be president now black people.
And now racism is over forever. heh
oboma dont give a fuck about a us.
fuck these niggers and these crackers.
did you really reference a fucking t.i. line? i like t.i. and everything, but you need to cite it or some shit if you’re going to steal it so directly.
i guess since we got a nigga in the whitehouse now, no need to update. i tried emailin ya ed, but it got kicked back. i was itchin to write about the election and everything else i seen lately. i hope this shit comes back up soon, nigga gettin bored at work tryin to read some hilarious shit.
Fuck them whitey’s. Ya Feel Me?
CWTR™
What it is ya’ll. Dis mutha fucka right here back up in dis bitch. I see my nigga Dane up in here calling for me and shit.
Now I ain’t gonna lie I wrote out a large ass fuckin message and it got all fucked up…so I’M gonna condense this shit a bit.
First I’M startin with Kimbo. That shit was fake as fuck. Ain’t no reason for Kimbo to get stunned as bad as he was. I seen that nigga take harder hits than that. I bet you Kimbo sold out and took a pay out. But I hope I am wrong.
As for our bad economy. The only people I see gettin laid off is niggas and spics alike. And they say people ain’t got no money?? How come niggas spent more money this year on black friday as compared to last year?? Sure white folks losin they houses thanks to other crooked ass white folks who gave them bad deals. Still, I don’t think shit is as bad as the media is tryin to hype it up. Shit smells kinda funny to me, and I can’t exactly place my finger on the shit yet.
Now as for Obama. Fuck that white man. Obama ain’t no nigga. He grew up with his white family, and that shows me he a white dude. Yet you got stupid niggas all over celebratin. And in Chicago I think they gettin to be the stupidest niggas. My own home town of Chicago got the most fuckin ignorant of them all when it come to Obama’s white ass. Some nigga was on the news cryin cuz Obama gave out a small amount of food one day in one location. The nigga was crying…yet there white people who do this shit all the time and get tax breaks for the shit.
Then on election night you had a white ass reporter ask a nigga, “Now that Obama is elected president what are you going to do?” Then this stupid fuckin nigga went on to say he was gonna go to college and do the best he can for himself and family. The reporter then asked his stupid ass, “So you are saying you weren’t going to do that if Obama wasn’t elected?” That stupid fuckin nigga looked confused like he didn’t know what to say. They cut from him and went on to something else. So as you can see there a ton of niggas out there that stupid when it comes to Obama….
I swear to ya’ll he ain’t for helpin no one but the rich white folks. I heard niggas callin him the Black Jesus. Like he gonna be the savior for all black folk in this country. They don’t understand he gonna fuck them just like everyone else did. And I hate to say it but niggas gonna defend his ass no matter how bad shit get…especially here in Chicago they gonna defend his ass. He can make it legal to have black slaves again, niggas here gonna defend him….
So yeah I don’t see no hope comin from him. There are better black leaders out there. Hell there are better white leaders and latin leaders out there. He just another tool for the rich white folks. His ass is gonna walk out of the office billions of dollars wealthier, if not trillions by the way shit goin these days. Shit just don’t seem right with his ass and we gonna find out soon enough in the next 4 to maybe 8 years.
So yeah, fuck that shit, and fuck Obama. He gonna get his just like all the white rich people. No matter if it is in this life or the afterlife, he gonna get it.
Oh and one last thing for the conspiracy niggas out there. Did ya’ll see the American flags behind Obama up on his platform when he was talkin on election night after he won?? CNN, or the local ABC station which is Channel 7 here in Chicago, did a close up on the flags. On top of the flag pole was not no mutha fuckin eagle. That shit was a mutha fuckin Phoenix up on that shit. Just like the mutha fuckin pendant you see on that bitch Hillary Clinton’s lapel, and just like you see in all the occult circles.
So chew on that if that excites you. I find it painfully interesting how the conspiracy niggas got it half way right, and half way fucked up…still when they right it’s funny.
I still can’t get over that…some damn mutha fuckin phoenix statues sitting on the tops of all them flag poles…shit really is fucked up.
Um… dead website?
Hell to the mothafuckin’ naw, we ain’t gone never die. Shit, we just been on our grind, yaaamean. You should be on yours to…”Michael”.
On some real shit, Aaron, you hit the nail on the head, fam. Word to motha on all that shit. That’s that realness.
Let’s get some new shit in this bitch to comment on, niggas.
-John Dane
Everyone here listen to Aaron.
HE KNOWS HIS SHIT.
Thanks you guys, I may have been bustin my shit tryin to graduate this semester, but I been keeping up wit da shit. Even though I have to admit, I didn’t know about Kimbo losin to that fruity dude till I came here and read some shit. Then I looked into it and seen some shit…man I swear it looks fake as hell..Kimbo shouldn’t have lost fo’ shit against that dude. I don’t give a shit where and how he trained. There a difference between bein in the school and on the street. I seen niggas with black belts get dropped by dudes who been scrappin all they lives.
Anyway, we haven’t heard shit from no one in a while. I’m sure our guys here on the website up to some stuff. I bet after the semester over you gonna see niggas postin new nigga know shit.
Word up, Aaron, you get that degree. What’s your major anyway?
And where that nigga Joe at?
-John Dane
I’m gonna fuckin flip if I have to look at this pinch-faced bald motherfucker for much longer.
Yeah I was wondering where the fuck Joe at.
Yeah, I gots my degree now. I went in for Computer Networking. I figured back in 98 I was able to sit in front of the damn thing for hours I should be able to work fine with one for hours and enjoy it enough. So I got my ass into the computer department some years later and shit, and that was it. Now I’m just looking for jobs and shit. I’m lookin to walk up to some white mutha fucka on the job and shit and simply say, “I’m here to fix yo routers bitch!”
Seriously though, shit be cool, I think I can find a job soon enough…at least I hope so. I really don’t want to have to go and work at some damn home supply store for a while before I finally get a job.
this site is borderline racist. instead of dissing whitey, try to understand where they are coming from. then you will gain the upperhand. also, to whoever runs this site…hurry up and graduate, you got mad fans waiting son. eff a degree…why not just run ecommerce, this hot blog, sell merchandise and run blogs for others…make like 2 grand a month until you can propel yourself to six figures? but seriously. you cant be too honest with these folk man. they have lived hand me down lives, they talk about us and welfare yet they have wall street, taxes, legacy, insurance etc…play that game ACreed…that shit got mad hidden messages. So yeah, they rule the world, now they mad nervous cuz they shit is out in the open. Fuck violence, lets just keep living, love ourselves. Trust me, those niggas is empty shell ass mofuckas. I had to dorm with them, break bread with them, and unlike some other people, they actually believe what they see on TV. They think all of us black males are niggers that dont know how to act, dress etc. You must understand the white mind. Then you will learn indifference, trust me. I used to get vexed son, its not worth it.
They are going to be the same morons that marry gold diggers whose catchers mitt pussy got used up in college as a sorostitute. Then, my favorite part, comes the “my daughter is a whore and my wife just took all my money.” Niggah I grew up in NY, the illest of all places. I see this shit on the regular my niggah. Then, when they get old, their kids, the ones they sold out their whole lives for, wont even visit them at the nursing home. Us black and spanish and asians dont play that shit, we keep our grannies around even if it means the oxygen tank is blocking the tv. So i Say, KARMA IS A BITCH. These fools are now suffering a marvelous recession while we BEEN POOR. Katrina? NIggah PLEASE!!! Wait till Mr. Johnson sees his bank account freezed, depleted and made worthless by his own Frat Boy Govimint. (ignore the spelling for now). So yeah, stop joining frats and all that bs, and just sit back and watch these socio paths ruin rule of law, social systems, and humanity as a whole. No matter what, they cant blame us, they barely let the puppets into their puppet plays…So for the sake of a new and better life, JUST IGNORE THEM. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE EVIL. Find the ones that arent complete idiots and cherish them and love them. The ones that cant be corrected with LOVE and COMPASSION>? Let them live their lives in peace, NIggahs is bland. They dont know what arroz con dulce taste like, or collard greens, or a the warm embrace of a family that sticks together. Them niggas only love: hate, rigging everything in their favor, money, money, easy pussy, money, fake titles and degrees, secret handshakes, consipiracy, crime, etc.
FUCKEM. Give em a hug, in the end, I think thats what they really need. Its 2008 and people still act like this. How about we find other life in the galaxy, enjoy life, smoke trees and work on our financial systems?
Niggas is scam artists son, godless creatures ( im an atheist if that makes sense), godless in that they are loveless and live for LIES. All LIES COLLAPSE my niggahs, so instead of ranting on a website, build up your business, de program our latin and black sisters. work with your asians and love your white brothers.
i used to be anti-semitic, and an anti-whitey racist. that shit wont get you anywhere but a heart attack. lets love each other, white black jewish, asian whatever. if we cant do that, then just step aside and watch the ignorant crumble upon themselves.
now, i have learned to love jews,whitey, blacks, hispanics and my asians. its corny but guess what, thats life dogs. these niggahs dirty draws are constantly on the airwaves.
seth mcfarlane himself has revealed frat culture to be a self hating homosexual life style. true homosexuality does not hate itself. in other words, these niggahs is fucked in the head. i feel sorry for them. they dress like robots, learn like robots, and act like the d-bag alpha male scum wannabes that they are. lets fix and uplift ALL of humanity. i swear, i wish the new HNIC would just legalize trees so we call just pow wow and chill.
so yeah, i wrote this sober.
happy holidays and all that.
What’s happenin niggas…long time no see…glad to see the site still up…a nigga had a daughter and shit, so I had to go from 40hrs a week to 60…pampers and formula killin a nigga for real..
Shout out to B.E.E, TLRNY, Dane & Aaron, I don’t know the rest of you niggas but waddup anyway.
!ma.Kniguh:
What’s really good? You a motherfucking daddy now? Stay hood with that and stay grinding.
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Ohdotwow. I’d say your view on this site being borderline racist is a bit wrong. Only a little though. The reason why is I wouldn’t say no one a racist in this bitch. I mean we got ourselves white folk all up in this shit that we can agree with. These white folks post up in here with us and see shit for what it is. Yet they accepted. This is why I say niggas really ain’t so racist up in here. Yet you pointed out lots of truths yourself which is always cool.
But yeah I just disagree that niggas is racist up in this bitch.
!maKniguh!!! Congrats my nigga. So this the reason why we ain’t seen shit from yo ass in a while. Take care of the daughter man. Help her grow up strong.