Radioactive white motherfuckers
My children, I remember back in 1898 when the element radium was first discovered. Now, those of you that finished High School might be thinking “Why Black Jesus, would Radium have anything to do with Radioactivity?” Absolutely! You niggas are a smart bunch of motherfuckers.
After its discovery by a basment-dwelling white motherfucker, Radium was marketed to white motherfuckers as medicine. They had radioactive heating pads for arthritis, radioactive sacks for these nutz (make it easier for you micropenis motherfuckers to please your breezies) radioactive suppositories, and radioactive water which had “the invisible hand of Mother Nature to make you healthy.” That’s bullshit at it’s finest. Mother Nature is too busy sucking some dick and burning some rocks to have her hand in you because her baby’s daddy ran out on her. I took care of that nigga, he got AIDS now. You fuck with Mother Nature, you fuckin with Black Jesus. Feel me?
Back to the topic, white motherfuckers also used radium in the Adrian Shoefitting machine to determine the size of yo’ small motherfucking feet. Black Jesus rolls in a motherfucking size 14, info for the asian breezies reading this. But let’s stop here. Adrian? “What kind of faggotass shit is that?” is what you real niggas out there should be thinking. Wanna know how down the name Adrian is? That faggot motherfucker George Clooney wants to name his next son Adrian. Any nigga named Adrian is about as down as Wikipedia. Anyway, white people used this so they could see their toes wiggling.
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard since I was sent a free copy of the Bible. Wanna see your toes wiggling? Then take yo’ god damned shoes off! Jesus Christ, those niggas was stupid!
Then white motherfuckers first realized “Oh shit this radium shit’ll kill a nigga!” when one of you people from Pennsylvania drank 14,000 vials of radioactive water, and that niggas jaws fell off! Yeah son, his motherfucking JAWS! Oh, holy shit, I remember when the big man and I first heard about that. You mortal niggas was the laughing stock of Heaven, still makin jokes about that fool.
You’d think that me and the big man would warn y’all about the danger’s of Radium, but nah, we didn’t want to. Don’t feel bad though, the sight of y’all’s jaws and dicks fallin off and then not knowin why gave us a hell of a lot of laughs.
Holla at your lord and savior, one.
Back in the day, before they used anesthesia, one aspect of a Psychiatric Nursing Attendants job was to hold down patients while they received their electric shock therapy(ECT). Once they started putting the patients asleep for their treatment, you would know they were having their seizure by watching their toes wiggle, twitch and tremble.
You should likely have a course of ECT, Black Jesus. It helps cure what ails ya.
Dr.S.Omar MD, FRCP
Guys, check this out.
http://dotsson.blogspot.com/2006/08/nigga-sure-does-know-his-techonology.html
You’d know a lot about ECT wouldn’t you?
I’ve been around a few administrations, yes.
I sprinkle Radium on my Cornflakes in the morning. Makes me hard.
And last for hours.
What the fuck Radium got to do with technology, Black Jesus?
Whoa, black jesus (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, black jesus (bam-ba-lam)
Did you read the post my bitch? If you did, then you know exactly what it had to do with technology.
Raise up li’l bitch.
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EJ Shammar: Even if I believed you was an Arab I don’t think I’d let you goin around tossin ‘Nigga’ and ‘Niggaz’ at everyone you see. It mainly has to do with you throwin up the CAPS LOCK all over this motherfucker. What’s wrong with your head Shammy? It’s less than an inch to turn that fuckin caps key off. Why you tryin to blind a nigga?
On X-Ray shoe machines: Yeah, I remember hearin about those things in shoe stores. A science teacher o’ mine back in high school told us about how he and his crew would put fish and other animals they found up in the machine so when dumb white motherfuckers x-rayed they feet it looked like they had all kinds of shit wrong with they bones.
Good story.
I hear ya on that size 14 too. Ain’t buyin shoes a bitch? Ya got like 4 pair in the whole store and you gotta choose from that while some vanilla-faced bitch is tryin on a pair o ‘Boks that he ain’t even gonna use on the court!
Technology ain’t just digital technology! You gots nano-motherfucking-technology, aerospace fucking technology, god damn wastewater treatment plant motherfucking technology!
Black Jesus just trying to expand a nigga’s mind! 1
Gadfly has the idea, not all tech is that bleep-bloop shit from the land of the rising Kobe Tai.
Damn this shits is off da chain!
Ed: That logo and new layout smoking, nigga! That shit nex level!
Gadfly:
yo thank you my nigga.. yo.. yal gotta join that new myspace group.
WE DOWN WITH NIGGA KNOW
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Oh Snap!
i’m feeling that new layout…ya heard me?
Hey Eddie!
Since the blog is called “Nigga know” now, does that mean you are gonna write branch out and write about other things? Or is this still strictly technology???
h8torade:
thank you my nigga. one that. also, i got that feeling that imma get straight murdered in that NKFootball.. aint one of my niggas dead or someshit??
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Black Jesus,
Yo nigga what the fuck is wrong with my gat damn I-pod nigga? Shit ain’t workin and a muthafucka needs a quick fix.
Big Ed,
You have a dead football player on your roster?
Holla
CWTR™
Dotsson:
my nigga.. you a smart motherfucker. let’s just say we gonna expand the horizons a bit.. but we ain’t losing site of that motherfucking technology game. job #1 is keeping that shit real.
one.
Mister Omar has that NKFootball gig on motherfucking lock.
Ya hear me?
Ayman, my son, I don’t touch iPods, they’re for faggots and sailors.
Oh Snap!
niggas r gay
blak jesus is a dikless coal piece
anonymous is a fuckin fag nazi chicken motherfuckin shit hatin on black people
i’m black because i don’t use proper grammar or spelling, yo.