Ayyyyeeee YO, back in the buildin, glad that you black mothafuckers allowed a nigga to let his hair down and like the NK generals said, we’re NOT these sleepyhead blogging ass, VentiMochaFrappachinoLatte swiggin, croûton snackin, flour faced, Shane Mackelfee ass niggas. Anonymous comment leaving ass white motherfuckers tryna swagger jack niggas on this motherfucking site.We here for the same motherfucking reason. Unstepped on, raw poppy field, Blue Magic, bitter NIGGA Truth. The kind that makes Chad and Scott log on under GangstaC13 and BeamMeUpScotty2Hottie just to witness real niggas speaking to the people, so they can copy our text and recite to Sarah and Jolene while passing around a piss warm Bartles & James on Saturday night at Inspiration Point.

Now to the business…

I myself have slayed quite a few “snowbunnies” in my day. Most of them from the type of home where its cool to have negroes as friends, but no dating allowed because we deemed gangsters and hooligans (99% of the time they right, nigga) and all the while being told, “Oh my God, its so true, black guys are so endowed, blah blah”

Whatever bitch. That’s when I pop the question:

Me: You ever been with a NIGGA?!?
Her: … wait… you’re not… I’m confused!

There’s a motherfucking difference you dumb white bitches.

Guess what Katie… There’s a fuckin difference. If you looking for the nigga from the LAST post, he aint coming. If you looking Barry or Lenny, forget it. Rahiem and Shamel comin through, they gonna blaze, you’re probably gonna let them, end of fuckin story. Now before those who know me start wildin hard on me, yall still the homie, but you have to admit, you know what you were gettin into when you agreed to drop anchor for a nigga. I never sugarcoated a god damn thing. I know I’m smart, but you want me whispering my views on philosophy while I’m delivering an captured slave style ass whippin to that ass? Negative.

I’m bein dead real. Why is it that white girls want black men? For instance, you meet Ezra in June. Few dates, everythings cool. By December, after 100 dates you give up the ass based on some EXTREMELY credible information (don’t get it twisted up). Then get bored with him cause he’s always doin nice shit, fuckin cookin and shit, watchin Oprah with you and agreeing with everything she’s sayin, rubbin your feet, takin you to Chez Pastyface on the weekends, ice skating and shit, sharing sundaes and bologna sandwiches and shit, but then on the flip side…

Not cool with your daughter watchin BET?  Its aight - she gonna get curious sooner or later, bitches.

You fuck up and meet Shaquan on the train on Tuesday. He spits that unintelligible nigga jargon you heard on BET while your Daddy was sleep. You get all fired up from the 600 nah’means he blessed you with on 96th Street alone. You have him back at your brownstone on East 87th. 2 Heinekens into it, he’s physically assualtin you. Yall done, nigga bounces after the first nut cause he got custies to serve… and THATS ALL RIGHT!!!!???

White chicks are never satisfied in my book. Yall don’t want black dudes, but yet you succumb to the unstoppable, Brad destroying power of a NIGGA, and you would think after all these years, the jail terms, mo’ kids left behind then Private Ryan - they still gun for THAT nigga. Not them platinum eye colored, wavy hair, marketing firm, Omar Epps (Post Q in Juice), Brown Sugar, lawyer, doctor movie niggas that always complaining in groups of four about bitches they let go.

White bitches ain’t trying to be fucking Omar Epps or Morris Chestnut.

I don’t expect a big white girl defense for this, its not intended that way. I’m not disrespectin, I know many a fly, cool white chick. I’m just trying to figure out why the JUMPS are never happy unless they give a nigga the green light to ruin they lives. The shit is funny to me and I know yall niggas are dying to tell yall “Katie story”

“Let’s go to the Nigga Know phones” - American N1gga, (I put in work)

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