First off, hood looking to Nigga Know for letting me on. Who knew a nigga would be recognized for telling the mothafuckin truth, and to think, I googled the word “nigga” and found a save haven for pure niggery. This is what smart niggas would call Divine Niggavention.

You ain’t nobody’s motherfucking boy white person.  Should you be playing some motherfucking Jenga or something?Second, I need to clarify somethin I’ve had to check a few of these frisbee faced, chalk skinned hippie white cats on 1 too many times. You will never hear the term “its ya boy” coming from me. No offense to a nigga that do, but feel this. We’ve paved the way for these PDA punchin, panini-eatin-ass-white niggas to rob our whole culture and sell it back to us. If 1 of these mothafuckas ever fo shizzle, waddup bro, and my least favorite *points at self* ITS YA BOY and I mean emphasizing BOY. I’m catching more white bodies then then Conan the Barbarian, Predator, AND Aliens combined (and I mean in they solo flicks).

Which leads me to the business. What the FUCK are some of you niggas doin leavin the house wearin sized 3 Jeans from H & M, sneakers that look like someone dipped them in skittle sauce, and these mothafuckin shirts with gold pigeons and sequins and fuckin glitter on em…

(PAUSE)

Theres a nigga is standing in front of me wearin a fur coat that looks like its made out of 100% Harlem rat hair, and a pair of Mudd jeans with, sure as shit, a fuckin vulture covered in shiny rocks a pair of dunks with more flavors on em then Baskin fuckin Robbins

My fault, yeah. Where was I? Oh yeah, so I wanna know where’s the white mothafuckas who started this chain reaction domino effect of fucking gay’ery? When did the steel trap mind of a hood nigga open up to the idea of borrowing your sisters jeans, sneakin off to Claire’s in Jersey to accessorize they shit? You think the real niggas don’t peep them butterflies on the back pockets nigga? And for what, cause that’s the trend? Rock Star? Nigga PLEASE.

The fuck wrong with you trying to look like a motherfucking rock star when you ain’t even fit to sell rocks.I want ANY nigga currently wearin a pair of these full length Speedo pants and a cubic zirconia encrusted wifebeater with the matching Hello Kitty belt buckle to explain to me why two years ago you were hell bent on getting those Akademic jeans and a hoodie so deep you could hide a personal assassin inside while you was chillin with your mans scheming on that small puerto rican nigga in the Corolla who you KNOW sells perico flakes? Now you get mad when you find out the Army & Navy store don’t sell diving tights for you to wear while struggling to walk around Times Square looking for slide off bitches to get mad at cause they pulled them colors off better then you did. You niggas BETTER not cover up for the one or two niggas you know in the hood doin this shit right now. I disowned every nigga I rolled out with because I’m not ridin out with them while they looking like the slept in a tub full of Lucky Charms.

Niggas gassed into thinking this shit is hot, but the facts are:

1. You couldn’t name 5 singles from an ’80s rock band, nigga. Quit playin.

2. Your not getting away from police when its on because you can’t bend your fuckin knees to run, and with all the fuckin shiny objects, the L.A. Techs you thought would “twist niggas up” and designer bike chains you got on, your gonna be about as invisible as niggas in jail.

3. When the phase is over and niggas back burner “trendsettin” niggas like Jim Jones, what you gonna do when its time to explain to your sister, girl, slide off, and maybe your aunt (who has been suckered into wearing this bullshit by HER white snowflake secret lover man) that YOU were the one that took they best pants, your sorry, and your giving em back?

And last nigga…

4. When them niggas you did crimes with, reveal that they ain’t cool with giving daps to a nigga carrying around hand sanitizer (another white tactic) and resembles

Niggas fucked up this time, embracing something that wasn’t meant for us and trying to justify it by calling it “swag”. Leave that shit to the white-ass, bat decapitating, guitar smashing, stage diving, hair spray using, devil worshipping-ass caucasoids that have that and ONLY that to cling to. They stole everything from us and in return make you niggas look like fools by turning you into THEM. Next thing you know niggas gonna start carrying bass guitars on 145th and Broadway and pumpin mix-tapes from the Gym Class Heroes hosted by Slash & Vince Neil. They turned good niggas like Hendrix and look where that got him?
a bag of fuckin casino chips. Wearin jeans so tight, you can back into a brick wall and turn it into a pebble.

Rolling with white motherfuckers turn a nigga gay.

Approach the wrong nigga looking like Hannah Montana and you liable to get the business end of a big hammer. I’m done. Holla.

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