Its the 200(H8) and you know you got to get that money. This gonna be your year!By now you already shook the Piff & Henny off from the 200 parties you managed to crash within the stretch of time between Thanksgiving and New Years. We both know your ass is broke and your girl’s credit card bill is comin and so is your share of the rent you owe moms. Phone bill, light bill, and unless you in the jects, heat. And for the petrified nigga that listened to the advice them NK dudes around the holidays told you - that innanet bill.

You probably wondering where you gonna dig up this gwap before the darkness sets in. Well Ima outline a couple of hustles for a nigga, because we all know SOME NIGGAS DONT KNOW. Say what you want - I know some of you West Bubblefuck pastyfaced niggas talking sideways on here with your generator powered E-Machines you got from them yard sales don’t know shit. Me and BEE KNOW the truth. Same goes for some of you bomb detonating sleeper cell sand niggas too… and for the sleepyhead, rice fryin niggas. If you broke, nigga: come on in.

Fiddy know how the fuck to get money. He stanky rich - you ain’t. How the fuck you gonna pay them bills?

For starters, its fuckin cold nigga, so I hope your prepared to hit the streets hard. No time for the coward shit. I know some of you niggas got 1 young pair of undersized khaki slacks. If not, hit up a Marshalls or somethin. While you there, go to the pastyfaced section and grab a fuckin shirt and tie, nigga… because if any of you mothafuckers ever been in a Marshalls or TJ Max, you know they don’t keep that shit in the “urban” section. Shoes?? I guarantee you if you go in moms closet there’s a pair of faded Eastlands (circa 1996) Squeeze your feet in them shits, nigga. Now you gettin there, playboy.

At this point in the lesson, Ima divide the gwap gettin methods into 2 classes: Legal and Everything else. So pick your side, nigga.

Legal:

Stephan Urkelle ain’t your typical felonious type nigga. If you with him, you stay legal, my nigga.Utilize that innanet nigga, unless you got a felony record (Yall know who you are). You need a new approach. Hit the job sites man (if you can actually make a resumé). Most of these are geared to snatch an unqualified bleach face OVER a halfway educated nigga and I DARE someone to say I’m wrong because ANY nigga on here that looks at these sites have wondered what the REAL need for race inquiries are and employers in the last few years have said that Affirmative Action is becoming a “thing of the past”. So why ask? If you find one that fits you and they ask: don’t answer the shit and if it FORCES you to, move on. If your name is Rakeem, you better say you a wild smart African - unless your last name is Jenkins. Then you fucked, nigga. Heres the mainstream sites:

Monster.com, Careerbuilder.com, and Hotjobs.com.

If you don’t have experience in shit (Selling dimes of piff DON’T count), then you need to hit the streets. UPS is always looking for niggas, but them wack ass part time shifts don’t help so I suggest you hit up a retail jump-off. Foot Locker, Sears, shit like that. They ain’t gonna give you the $15 an hour you want (Which don’t mean you take the difference from the mothafuckin register), but its legit and a fuckin start, nigga. If you serious about the grind, work a morning shift at a store and a part time gig at night. I know niggas doin it right now and they tired, but paid. Also, if you know a trade, like cutting hair, get your apprentice papers and plan on a shop in your future.

If I see any nigga I know selling purses and gloves next to some wild ass African nigga on 29th Street, I’m exposing your ass right HERE.

Lastly, if you a ADD pasty faced non-concentrating on one thing nigga that can’t get up for work without listening to Iron Butterfly and downing a 6 pack of Miller Genuine Draft at 7 AM, AmericanN1gga got you homie. Its called Labor Ready. Cash money by the day temp work. What’s cool is, your liable to make new friends on the 13 jobs you gonna work that week and if you fall short on them early morning Coors Lights or a pack of Marlboro Reds the dude Rick you met on the Peep Show Booth cleaning job gotcha. They don’t care if you JUST got out the joint dude. You’re HIRED “for today”. So you know what THAT means.

Whites only: The Meth Binge. Work to keep that shit bangin, but keep that shit up out the hood, son.

Sandy niggas hustle hard: Hot dog stands, cell phone booths - I ain’t gotta advise them. Sleepyheads, illegal immigrant niggas - they gettin money… period.

Not Legal:

This is your collection of shit you stupid motherfuckers bout to do damn way, but know this, my niggas: We ain’t about to encourage nobody to commit no motherfucking crimes. We only pointing out what the fuck people that be living illegal do for they gwap, but since I KNOW the gov’ment watchin this, I’ll just speculate “O.J. Style” as I break it down by the major groupings, but once again niggas.. this shit is…

We talking bout shit that ain’t legal. We don’t condone that you commit crimes. We don’t want you commiting crimes because we wrote about the shit. If you break the motherfucking law, that’s your fault, nigga.

Niggas: You COULD cop a half pound of Piff, which gonna run you about 3 grand… You COULD break it into dimes… You COULD get 2 lookouts and 2 workers… You COULD make 1 or 2 scores and be done, maybe. Shit, you MIGHT be able to go uptown to the Heights. POSSIBLY meet some fictional dude named Papi. Maybe forge a business relationship, help find a cure for the common cold. Shit, anythings possible right niggas?

Pastyfaces: If you an eastcoast powdermouth, you COULD open a meth lab. That devil shit didn’t infiltrate the ghetto and it fucking WON’T. Just stay away from the hood with that shit. So its either meth lab or try Internet begging. Some of you lyin ass bastards pulled that bullshit off.

Sand Nigga: Like you already felonious sandy ass niggas even need a motherfucking lesson on how to get money. All you motherfuckers got to do is even approach a bank teller and that bitch already assume you up to no good. She ain’t slow. She watch the news like everybody else.

Sleepyheads: … Whatever, nigga. Fry rice, build a Neutron Transmografier, a PS7, whatever… cause fucking with NK, that blogging money is about to dwindle.

Females: Your hustles are too deep to get into, but holla@me. I’ll inform you if your knowledge falls short.

Basically, all yall niggas/chicks get on your grind dude. From the college student to the prostitute. From the hood nigga, to the pastyface with the meth habit. We all gotta eat, so swallow your pride and get your money up nigga.

GET THAT MONEY UP!

….And on behalf of NiggaKnow.com for all my NYC niggas with NO RECORD, email me and Ima look out with a care package courtesy of the DCAS, the app and the exam schedule up until June 2008. Yall niggas gotta hustle up the exam fees though, city jobs looking for qualified people and I got 25 apps nigga.. AMD.

Leave a Name and Address and I got you. Don’t worry about postage, just make sure our nigga count multiplies by 100% this year. NiggaKnow ain’t bullshittin, we tryin to go global.

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