My niggas, never in a million fucking years would I even consider turning Niggaknow into a motherfucking starbucks-written journal, like some 28-year-old cracker, constantly frowning bitch named Bethany (who be usually found stomping around Bed-Stuy with her faggot-ass sandy haired kids in they Sharper Image stroller) be using to talk about how much she hates it when the African-Americans play they loud Brooklyn music outside her new condo, even though she “love and respect” nigger culture. Bitch, I hope all you freckled German bitches with ya post-pregnancy fat, ya sloppy sweatpants wearing ass, wrinkled-ass growling faces, and ya white-made frapuccinos, have ya little Tyler, Madison and Preston children stolen and fucked by a 417-pound nigga named Kwaleem, in the back of a van with Korean writing on the side that was stolen from Hunts Point. Or I hope you and ya fucking effeminate ass, Atonement-watching, satchel-wearing husband “David” wake up one night and find your two little faggot kids “Jake” and “Cindy” covered in motherfucking Brooklyn-brand roaches.
But sometimes a nigga just gotta COMPLAIN about shit entitled self righteous ass white motherfuckers be doing on the fucking regular. So here’s a list of two shits that been giving a nigga motherfucking hemorrhoids recently. And this all shit I done noticed this past week alone, nigga!

Angry Entitled Young White Mothers

1) You done seen them. These is these 29 year old white bitches that look like they 47. They stressed the fuck out that niggas is gonna poke they baby or steal they baby wallet or straight up eat a baby so they is slamming they fucking kid into a packed subway hoping to fit they fucking 6 foot long stroller in between that fat puerto rican nigga and them 14 year old niggas with they bandanas who just got out of MLK highschool. They literally think they is the queens of the fucking city because they done watched too much Sex and the City. Everything revolve around these fucking bitches. Nigga if you in the street and you see these bitches yapping in they annoying ass whiny white Minnesota voices about how they condo ain’t got enough heat, while they pushing little Blake with one hand down a flight of fucking subway stairs, NIGGA GET OUT THE WAY! Or else this bitch gonna say “Hold on a second” into her LG and look at you with the hatred of the motherfucking conquistadors and say “EXCUSE ME” to your black ass like she know the first thing about being from a city when the bitch clearly grew the fuck up in Whitesasclayaikenville, Oregon. Fuck outta here bitch you not the mayor wife nor do I give a motherfuck whether your freckled ass faggot bitch-ass white as the alps kid get to his $14,000 day care center on time while leaving you enough minutes to cop a $18 mocacino. Rob on site.

White Boys with Asian Fever

2) On a completely unrelated topic, these is them white motherfuckers that got the yellow fever. You fucking heard me: they all about and ONLY about them sleepyheads, them oriental, them horizontal pussy having Gochi Gochi Yagatochi bitches. Except most the time these bitches is far from Kobe Tai fine. These is them second rate, 4′11″, pimple having laundromat bitches. Nigga if you ever meet a oriental bitch between the age of 18 and 35 and they be talking about they boyfriend, I swear to god nigga you can bet a motherfucking STACK that they boyfriend is gonna be named Troy, Brad, Trent, or something fucked up like that - cuz nigga, 95% chance - NO LIE NIGGA NO LIE -they white. And nigga I ain’t just talking about just them weird pasty motherfucker types like that nigga Steven Kazmierczak who let off them shots at Northern Illinois University, that be chasing the underage vietnamese pussy cuz they can’t pull a white breezy (CUZ THEY WEIRD AS FUCK, CARRYING THE TECH UNDER THEY TRENCHCOAT AND SHIT), I’m talking about your average shell-necklace wearing bro too my niggas. To these faggot white steroid taking motherfuckers scoring the asian pussy be like winning a fucking lacrosse hiesman trophy my niggas, they go back to they Logan and Travis homeboys and parade they midget oriental around like they done just won the Korean lottery or they just did a rape-stint in the Korean War, and all they bros start to get they dicks hard under they American Eagle faded cargo shorts thinking about a girl that ain’t blonde and blue eyed like every other bitch in they Aryan Iowa neighborhood that might as well be in fucking central Austria nahhhhhmean? What the fuck make these oriental girls so appealing? They small, childlike, boyish body? They nasty ass tropical jungle they got going on around they pussy? They ability to be good husband long time and be submissive? Cuz nigga if you come from the hood and be going into the oriental run corner store nigga you KNOW, you KNOW that oriental bitches ISN’T ISN’T ISN’T submissive. And nigga this happen ALL the TIME! WHY, NIGGA, WHY?

Okay that’s my two cents for now. Holla.

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